Ack! My mini-fic clicked before I finished and, oddly enough, only entered your poll with a "this is stupid" proclamation. I remedy this now!
Harry Potter crackfic. Currently untitled.
"This is stupid."
"Normally I'd agree with you, but as you're the one who turned into a sentient lamp and I'm still whole even though I was being aimed at, I'm more inclined to just gloat."
"I hate you."
"No you don't."
"Okay fine, I don't! So would you HELP me with this? I am a lamp!"
"A lamp that can talk rather loudly."
"IF OUR SITUATIONS WERE REVERSED YOU'D BE JUST AS LOUD."
"Point. Alright, I'll go get the book from your trunk and see if I can't find a way to reverse the spell or see if it has a time limit or something."
"Well hurry up! Please. Before someone decides to change my bulb or something!"
"Just stay there then, and I'll be right back."
"Remus if you're not back in two minutes I am tossing myself off this shelf and commiting a very violent lamp suicide!"
"I'm going Siruis, I'm going!"
YE MERRY OLDE END.
If I wasn't so rushed for time, there would have been embellishments and details and Siruis's bulb angrily flickering on and off and I'm actually considering making this a full-fledged fic now, curse you!
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Harry Potter crackfic. Currently untitled.
"This is stupid."
"Normally I'd agree with you, but as you're the one who turned into a sentient lamp and I'm still whole even though I was being aimed at, I'm more inclined to just gloat."
"I hate you."
"No you don't."
"Okay fine, I don't! So would you HELP me with this? I am a lamp!"
"A lamp that can talk rather loudly."
"IF OUR SITUATIONS WERE REVERSED YOU'D BE JUST AS LOUD."
"Point. Alright, I'll go get the book from your trunk and see if I can't find a way to reverse the spell or see if it has a time limit or something."
"Well hurry up! Please. Before someone decides to change my bulb or something!"
"Just stay there then, and I'll be right back."
"Remus if you're not back in two minutes I am tossing myself off this shelf and commiting a very violent lamp suicide!"
"I'm going Siruis, I'm going!"
YE MERRY OLDE END.
If I wasn't so rushed for time, there would have been embellishments and details and Siruis's bulb angrily flickering on and off and I'm actually considering making this a full-fledged fic now, curse you!