Your Top Gear: The Musical answer amuses me a lot, because, er, it's a concept I've discussed in some depth before. dracothelizard and I concluded that Jeremy would sing something very fast and loud and sexual to a car, and there was a long e-mail exchange containing, among other things, this:
R: You know, maybe it should just be a musical version of the Bugatti Veyron episode, as that would give Jeremy a chance to sing about shagging the Veyron and James a chance to sing about his love for the Cessna and Richard a chance to sing about what the hell, James. (James' song of love to the Cessna would be before they set off, just to annoy Richard. "OKAY, THIS CANNOT BE PART OF THE PRE-FLIGHT CHECKS.") D: Richard could also sing 'How Much Longer Do I Have To Wait (For Your Bloody Checks To Be Done)'. R: Ahahaha, yes. And Jeremy would call them up to sing a song about how much better than them he is.
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Your Top Gear: The Musical answer amuses me a lot, because, er, it's a concept I've discussed in some depth before.
R: You know, maybe it should just be a musical version of the Bugatti Veyron episode, as that would give Jeremy a chance to sing about shagging the Veyron and James a chance to sing about his love for the Cessna and Richard a chance to sing about what the hell, James. (James' song of love to the Cessna would be before they set off, just to annoy Richard. "OKAY, THIS CANNOT BE PART OF THE PRE-FLIGHT CHECKS.")
D: Richard could also sing 'How Much Longer Do I Have To Wait (For Your Bloody Checks To Be Done)'.
R: Ahahaha, yes. And Jeremy would call them up to sing a song about how much better than them he is.