My brother Joseph had, with my knowledge, taped a microchip from the inside of a musical greeting card to my passport, so it would play tinny music when I scanned it on things, which seems like a great way to get yourself jumped on by airport security.

Counterpoint, this is fucking hilarious and someone should do it in real life.

I too have had dreams about the brilliant unpolluted night sky! How odd!

Can't believe the fanartists for this game aren't all drawing inspiration from my dreams.

Ourageous, really

Dreamt I was in a tall hedge maze with Rei and Ginger; we were all making our way through separately. The maze was modular; if you came to a dead end where there was still room for a new module, you could add a door and a new segment of maze. The goal was to be the person who got the furthest from the entrance, measured in doors you'd passed through, before one of the others found you.

Sounds like it could genuinely work as an indie sprite game, doesn't it?