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rionaleonhart) wrote2024-09-13 11:16 am
rionaleonhart) wrote2024-09-13 11:16 am
Pucci Died On The Way Back To Her Home Planet.
Tem and I have been replaying Master Detective Archives: Rain Code. This game is extremely silly and horny, it's filled with characters named things like 'Zilch Alexander' and 'Yomi Hellsmile', and we act like idiots when we play it, which I feel is very much the way it was meant to be played.
Yuma: I'm Yuma Kokohead!
(The name 'Yuma Kokohead' zooms past Yuma in large letters, in slow motion.)
Tem: That's what happened to me when I changed my name.
Riona: To Yuma Kokohead.
Tem: Yes. Legally, in this country, if you change your name, it has to be to Yuma Kokohead.
One of the characters is named Pucci, pronounced 'Poochie'.
Pucci: Names are meaningless.
Riona: If I were called Poochie, I would probably also convince myself that names were meaningless.
Tem: I'd probably just change my name.
Riona and Tem: To Yuma Kokohead.
Zange: I'm Zange Eraser.
Riona: Oh, no, he's going to erase all our Zanges!
Yuma is so endearing. I love that his defining quality as a character is being a sub. He has a big crush on everyone he works with, and it's great.
We-as-Yuma gained some Detective Points, or DP.
Riona: I don't remember why we want DP.
(pause)
Tem: I mean...
Culprit: Your investigation isn't worth shit!
Tem: Well, that's not very nice.
Riona: Yuma's a good boy!
Tem: Yuma's a good boy! Don't be mean to him! Look at his little face; he's so keen.
At the end of every Mystery Labyrinth, Shinigami grows to enormous size and engulfs Yuma's head in her mouth, because this game likes to cram as many fetishes as it can get away with into every moment.
Tem: I don't know how to say this in a way you're not going to make fun of me for. (pause) But, if I could grow to fifty feet tall, I would also put people in my mouth. I wouldn't eat them, but I think it would be funny to threaten to eat them. This is not a sex thing, I want to clarify.
(I listen in silence, nod, and pick up my phone so I can write down what Tem just said for this journal entry.)
Tem: Yes, I thought you would do that. I'm vulnerable in front of you, and what do I get in return? Mockery.
(EDIT: Tem just stormed into my room and declared, 'I showed that exchange to Rei, and Rei agrees with me. Rei says this is your tall person privilege again.'
For context, Rei and Tem are each barely over five feet tall. It's possible that, at the towering height of 5'8", I cannot fully appreciate the appeal of growing to fifty feet.)
Yuma: I'm Yuma Kokohead!
(The name 'Yuma Kokohead' zooms past Yuma in large letters, in slow motion.)
Tem: That's what happened to me when I changed my name.
Riona: To Yuma Kokohead.
Tem: Yes. Legally, in this country, if you change your name, it has to be to Yuma Kokohead.
One of the characters is named Pucci, pronounced 'Poochie'.
Pucci: Names are meaningless.
Riona: If I were called Poochie, I would probably also convince myself that names were meaningless.
Tem: I'd probably just change my name.
Riona and Tem: To Yuma Kokohead.
Zange: I'm Zange Eraser.
Riona: Oh, no, he's going to erase all our Zanges!
Yuma is so endearing. I love that his defining quality as a character is being a sub. He has a big crush on everyone he works with, and it's great.
We-as-Yuma gained some Detective Points, or DP.
Riona: I don't remember why we want DP.
(pause)
Tem: I mean...
Culprit: Your investigation isn't worth shit!
Tem: Well, that's not very nice.
Riona: Yuma's a good boy!
Tem: Yuma's a good boy! Don't be mean to him! Look at his little face; he's so keen.
At the end of every Mystery Labyrinth, Shinigami grows to enormous size and engulfs Yuma's head in her mouth, because this game likes to cram as many fetishes as it can get away with into every moment.
Tem: I don't know how to say this in a way you're not going to make fun of me for. (pause) But, if I could grow to fifty feet tall, I would also put people in my mouth. I wouldn't eat them, but I think it would be funny to threaten to eat them. This is not a sex thing, I want to clarify.
(I listen in silence, nod, and pick up my phone so I can write down what Tem just said for this journal entry.)
Tem: Yes, I thought you would do that. I'm vulnerable in front of you, and what do I get in return? Mockery.
(EDIT: Tem just stormed into my room and declared, 'I showed that exchange to Rei, and Rei agrees with me. Rei says this is your tall person privilege again.'
For context, Rei and Tem are each barely over five feet tall. It's possible that, at the towering height of 5'8", I cannot fully appreciate the appeal of growing to fifty feet.)