OH, HE HAD TOP GEAR DOG. THEN THEY HAD A FALLING-OUT AND JEREMY GOT A LABRADOODLE TO SAY 'LOOK, I'VE MOVED ON, I DO NOT CARE THAT WE ARE NO LONGER HAVING FANTASTIC CURLY-HAIRED SEX' BUT IT WAS A LIE AND HE WILL NEVER GET OVER TG.

disclaimer: rionaleonhart does not actually believe that Jeremy Clarkson is in the habit of having sex with dogs.