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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2026-01-04 04:06 pm

The Show Must Go On.

I can't believe my fandom of the moment is The Goes Wrong Show. How on Earth do you write fanfiction for The Goes Wrong Show? It's a show that constantly employs visual comedy, a style of comedy famously unsuited to a non-visual medium, and the main characters are a troupe of actors who we only ever see actively putting on a play, meaning they're in-character most of the time and it's hard to discern the actors' voices.

There's something oddly endearing about how dedicated the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society are, and how relentlessly they press on with the show as everything collapses around them. They always seem to believe that maybe the rest of the play will work out all right. Every line and every prop has been a disaster so far, but surely they can salvage this performance!

One thing I appreciate is that it's not just 'everyone fucks up and forgets their lines', as I originally thought it might be; the actors each have their own distinct set of traits and their own set of challenges. Dennis fucks up and forgets his lines, yes! Trevor, in the background as the stage manager, works very hard but also messes up constantly. But everyone else has different issues.

I'm going to try to pin those issues down, actually, as a characterisation exercise. Sandra plays up to the camera; Max plays up to the audience; Robert, convinced that he's God's gift to the theatre (he's my favourite), constantly feuds with the director and tries to bolster the importance of his roles; Jonathan is actually a solid actor but rarely makes it onto the stage on account of his inability to open doors. Vanessa and Chris would do fine in a less cursed theatre company but respond very badly to things going wrong; she panics and desperately follows the script even when it would be best to deviate, and he gets increasingly livid. Annie is surprisingly solid in this disaster of a theatre company - she's both able to act and able to think on her feet - but she can be a little overdedicated to the role, most notably in 'The Lodge', when she takes playing dead extremely seriously despite the fact that her character was not supposed to be killed.

I'm constantly impressed by these stupid disaster plays. The timing is absolutely extraordinary. I watched Peter Pan Goes Wrong on DVD last night, and I'm reeling from the fact that this show had an actual West End run, given that pretty much the entire set gets wrecked over the course of the play; did they have to destroy it every evening and rebuild it every day? Doing a play that goes wrong must be so much harder than doing a play that goes right!

I was hoping that writing this post might give me some inspiration, but, alas, I still have no idea how one would even start writing The Fic That Goes Wrong. I'm struggling to even think of a concept. They put on a play; it's going too smoothly; it starts to make the cast uncomfortable; they fuck it up on purpose and end up bowing triumphantly in front of the burning set while Chris screams in the background?

Whether I end up writing anything or not, though, I'm having a great time with this ridiculous show! Even if it's a great opportunity for my housemates to mock me, because I find Robert (as played by Henry Lewis) strangely attractive, and he keeps getting cast in such notably unsexy roles as Father Christmas, Adolf Hitler and the family dog.

A fun aspect of getting into The Goes Wrong Show: now, when I trip over or drop something or otherwise mess up, as I frequently do, I can think 'ah, just like my beloved disaster actors,' and somehow it makes everything less frustrating.
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[personal profile] newbie1990 2026-01-04 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like this is a canon that might suit time loops - maybe the play will go right this time if we have infinite chances! - but that works better if there's like. A thing you want to happen that is not the play going right, and in the fandom where there's no clear characterisation you can't really do character growth or shipping instead. Tragique.
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[personal profile] newbie1990 2026-01-05 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, awesome, I love time loops & have seen a few Goes Wrong Shows, so would def read.

Robert's pretty awful, and I could have him grow over the course of a fic. But I don't want to. He's perfect ♥

Lmaoooo, that's v on brand. You could make him worse? But possibly he is at ideal levels of Riona Bait Terrible Man & should not be made either better or worse.
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[personal profile] apiphile 2026-01-04 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So regarding prop and set destruction, a friend of mine is a professional prop-maker for theatre & TV, I could ask him his thoughts but I'm *guessing* that a lot of stuff is explicitly made to fall apart in a certain way.

It's a show that constantly employs visual comedy, a style of comedy famously unsuited to a non-visual medium

Fate is setting you a writing challenge for the new year: description! Comedic description!
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[personal profile] apiphile 2026-01-04 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So this is your chance to improve through practice, right?
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[personal profile] walgesang 2026-01-04 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
OH! I absolutely love The Goes Wrong Show. Someone introduced me to it a couple of years ago and I couldn't remember laughing that hard in a long time. The physical comedy reminds me very fondly of Faulty Towers and I'm certainly with you there with Robert's attractiveness. ;) That's a good question re: how does one write fic for this. I can't say I've attempted it, so maybe you'll inspire me (to do another rewatch, probably). :D
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[personal profile] wolfy_writing 2026-01-04 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Jonathan is actually a solid actor but rarely makes it onto the stage on account of his inability to open doors

Oh, that sounds fun!I was hoping that writing this post might give me some inspiration, but, alas, I still have no idea how one would even start writing The Fic That Goes Wrong.

A meta fic where you try to walk them through a classic fanfic scenario, but everything goes wrong, ending with the fic itself going fire?
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[personal profile] marginaliana 2026-01-06 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds deeply up my alley. Could I drop in for a single episode, do you think, or is there continuity?
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[personal profile] shark_hat 2026-01-06 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it need to be fourth wall breaking? The characters want the play to go right, The Author wants it to go amusingly wrong? (Oh no, plot bunny. Too complicated, but: the Mischief Theatre authors vs the characters vs a fanfic author- wants it to Go Wrong, want it to Go Right, wants it to Be Sexy. "There was only one bed!" /characters break bed defiantly, look at readers with exasperation at what they're being put through/. The Importance of Being Ernest goes wrong, maybe? Just trying to think of a plat with high onstage slash potential.)
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[personal profile] magistrate 2026-01-11 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot help you with your woes (though I see in the time between you making this post and me replying to it, you've found at least a solution), but I do want to recommend to you the This American Life episode on Fiascos, because I feel like it may be relevant to your interests (and/or provide additional plot inspiration).
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[personal profile] magistrate 2026-01-11 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
(I will also leave for your consideration: Robert Grove of The Goes Wrong Show / Richard Stirling of If We Were Villains.)