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[rionaleonhart]

My fear of flying means that I have failed to consider the fact that the plane may not, in fact, burst into flames three seconds after taking off and I may actually have a fairly uneventful ten-hour flight to California. In this eventuality, which, I have been assured, is actually possible, I'll need some way of passing the time. Could you lovely people possibly give me fanfic prompts that I could write on the plane? (There is, of course, going to be a ten-hour flight back as well, so I'll probably need quite a few. I leave on Tuesday, so you've got until then to request.)

I will have a crack at Top Gear, Final Fantasies VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2 and XII, Silent Hill 2, Doctor Who (Nine and Ten-era only), House, Scrubs, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Life on Mars, the Jak and Daxter series, Pokémon, Torchwood, the Sherlock Holmes stories, possibly the judges of Britain's Got Talent and probably anything else you think I know. You may be as vague or specific as you like, but you're probably more likely to get something if you have at least some sort of prompt alongside the fandom. I don't write porn, but I am more than willing to try my hand at any crackfic or crossover idea/pairing you come up with, unless the crackfic idea has out-of-characterness as a requirement. (Crack is not compulsory.)

There is a fairly high chance that Piers Morgan will end up being a zombie if you request anything involving him. Just to warn you.

Comments

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I want to see someone else write Dr Who (Ten and Harkness?) kidfic so that I feel less wrong and horribly, horribly alone, please. Failing that, Dr Cox/J.D.

[rionaleonhart]

Er, is 'kidfic' the characters having children? Or becoming children? I CANNOT WRITE CHILDREN. Well, at least it'd be a challenge.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

Life On Mars/Doctor Who crossover! Sam is the Master!

I'd write it myself, but you'd do it so much better.

[lakester.livejournal.com]

Doctor who/Scrubs crossover with Martha/JD? Sometime in the 'year that never happened'.

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Go on then, some Doctor/Master/Jack crack.

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Torchwood investigates Zombie Piers Morgan. If anyone can write it, you can!

[serriadh.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Sherlock Holmes/Torchwood crossover, where Holmes is frankly not impressed with Torchwood's investigative procedures.

(Extra points if you have conversations with Watson and the Torchwood gang, where they just assume he's shagging Holmes because they can't imagine a situation where the office juniors aren't sleeping with the boss. Or Jack talking to Sherlock about the same thing)

or

Doctor Who/Sherlock Holmes, where the Doctor (Ten) and Holmes meet in a bar/pub/somewhere and discuss what it's like falling for your arch-enemy.

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

You know what I want. ;D

Srsly, writing Jack/Fran/Balthier is a challenge for the miiiiiiiiiind.

[rionaleonhart]

I love it; it is a wonderful threesome, and my only fear is that I will never be able to capture Balthier properly. Still, I'll never get any better if I don't practise, right?

[madmogs.livejournal.com]

Is it very, very wrong of me to want Clarkson/Snape? (It is, isn't it?)

[rionaleonhart]

It probably is, but I can hardly judge. I'll give it a go!

[reipan.livejournal.com]

Doctor/Master crackfic, in which they decide they have to do whatever it takes to repopulate Gallifrey.

...yep =D You get the fic prompt I'm too scared to do myself!

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I'm going to ask for a single fandom!

In fact, I'm going to ask for trainer-and-Pokemon hijinks. Up to you who the trainer and the Pokemon are. They could be original characters, if you wanted. Or if your very soul is now made of crossovers, the trainer could be the Tenth Doctor, or J.D. and Dr. Cox could be working at the local Pokemon Centre. Or whatever. JUST GIVE ME POKEMON! FEED MY ADDICTION! FEEEEEEEEED!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

FINAL FANTASY VIII/TOP GEAR SOMEHOW.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Also, the world still needs Top Gear/The Young Ones. Can be that 'oh no, The Young Ones AND the Top Gear team are on the same campsite somehow!' thing we discussed earlier.

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

Top Gear/Dr Who fic because Hammond and Ten could be brothers. Possibly in a Supernatural brothers styley.

[ilovedoyle.livejournal.com]

anything Doctor/Jack Harkness would be loved and ADORED by me!Would love the Torchwood staff to meet the Doctor and Martha! The Doctor jealous of Ianto?


Also, Scrubs; JD/Cox of course! More details plotbunnies for this pairing:
*Carla tries to explain to JD that Newbie/random girls name is a sign of endearment, rather than an insult.
"You'd miss it if he just stopped calling you them and just called you Dr Dorian" - JD takes that bet
and it isn't just JD that comes to a realisation
Because Carla had bet Dr Cox that he couldn't go a whole week only being able to refer to JD as Dr Dorian

*JD playing piano.
Dr Cox goes to a different bar than one of his usual haunts, only to find JD playing piano there (and really well!) - dunno why (other than the fact we know JD lkoves Journey), but I could see Perry walking in as he starts to play (and sing) Faithfully.

*In 'My Brother, Where Art tho?' Dan and Cox had a chat about how much JD looked up to him - more so than he ever would his older brother - what if there was a little more to that. More than just a protective 'look after my brother as his father figure', but rather 'my brother is in love with you, please don't crush his heart - give it back intact, or treasure it like the precious possession it is' sort of thing

* Perry loves how good JD is with Jack.
Jordan skips out on him while Jack is teething, and for the first time in a long time Perry has to admit that he is not omnipotent and that he needs help.
He asks JD if he would mind staying over and helping him.

*When JD lost his home, what if Dr Cox offered him somewhere to stay before Turk and Carla?


hope this helps, and have a nice journey! *hugs*

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

Piers/James. NO ZOMBIES.

Also, Master/Doctor. With mention of gloves.






MASTER/SAM TYLER??????????

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

MASTER/SAM TYLER??????????

I SECOND THIS WITH ALL MY HEART.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

You still have a couple of these (http://rionaleonhart.livejournal.com/70875.html?nc=97) to write :P.

Alternately! The Doctor and Dalek Sek at the birth of the new Dalek race.

Waiting for the Doctor's arrival in New Earth, from the point of vie of Jack!Boe.

NINTH DOCTOR ANYTHING. Or Ninth Doctor/TARDIS, before he met Rose. Or Pseudo!Sentient TARDIS anything.

Tenth Doctor discussing things with Daniel Jackson and being gloriously nerdy.

So, a medical-student Companion and a Time Lord walk into a New Jersey hospital....

...actually, something with House breaking Saxon's mind control would also be hilarous.

You know what the ultimate Master|Tyler theory is, right? It's that the Master used his Chameleon Arch and his TARDIS hid him in 1973 England, but that it wasn't quite good enough to fix his OBVIOUS INSANITY and he wound up crazy as a human, too. His TARDIS would, of course, be that car we see in Episode 1 and which he never uses. WRITE THAT. (...though I fear it's more of a chapter story than a drabble.)

I'll also echo kadrin: ...you may also feel free to ask a request of me, and I will endeavour to have it done by Tuesday so that if you want you may read it on the plane. Or even by Monday so I may send it off in enough time that you may have it printed/whatever!

[dots.livejournal.com]

I've read a Laguna + Silent Hill fic somewhere before, but something with Squall and Silent Hill would be pretty awesome.

And/or riku, Rocas, or Organization XIII + Silent Hill.

[dots.livejournal.com]

*Roxas. Good game, fingers!

[hopeh.livejournal.com]

Oh, but crack is most compulsory when it's you ^_^

Jeremy/TGD. Purely because I know you love them xD Um...she can become human if you like, or some strange mix of human/animal...prompt is them taking a drive somewhere and getting lost?

Have a wonderful time!

[thebaconfat.livejournal.com]

MORE JACK/FRAN/BALTHIER!!!

Or, I would absolutely love some adventurey fun Nine/Jack/Rose.

ADVENTUREY FUN!

[culf.livejournal.com]

I've had this thought of "What if Hugh Laurie got sick and was sent to Sacred Heart, because all the interns and JD obviously loves House (if you haven't seen the clip yet, go to youtube and search for "House scrubs". You'll see!)
Having JD hang all over poor Hugh would just be too much fun! Please?

[talcat.livejournal.com]

During filming in Cardiff both Top Gear and Torchwood meet when an alien kidnaps Richard having mistaken him for the Doctor.
For bonus points - James used to work for Torchwood so he knows who they are.

Or Jeremy’s reaction to the Master being PM I know they’d keep it hush hush but I’m sure you can find a way round it

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

Question posed in a long-winded way: I've been reading through the comments on this page and saw yours. Is the Hammond/Ten resemblance commented on often? I've never seen it referred to online, but I have often thought it myself. Just curious...

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

I love your failing seduction attempts.... so let's have the TG3 on a plane. Nobody can stay entertained for 10 hours. Jeremy can't even stay entertained for 1.

10 hours, trapped on a plane with a horny Jeremy Clarkson. How hard could it be?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_afterism/]

Doctor/Master in Silent Hill. 'Cept the Master kind of isn't really there.

And I'm trying to think of other things, but they're getting more ridiculous and cracky by the second so I think I'll just step away from your journal now.

[rionaleonhart]

No, come back! Ridiculous and cracky ideas are always welcome here! And I've wanted an excuse to write your suggestion ever since Last of the Time Lords.

[harveytheayeaye.livejournal.com]

A couple of random ones:

House/Torchwood, in which the team try to figure out why Jack can't die (for added crack, I dare you to add Scrubs into the mix too)

And: if you've seen the season 6 finale of Scrubs, a "what happened next" thingummy.

This could be a fun flight.. lol

[treelines.livejournal.com]

JAK AND DAXTER. ANYTHING. So long as it's for the first game, 'cause the second and third bummed me out. How about they find OCTARINE ECO? (DISCWORLD, FTW.)

House/Pokemon: HOUSE IS A GYM LEADER AND THE DUCKLINGS WANT THEIR BADGES.

Piers/Simon/Amanda: It's over and everyone needs to get smashed.
Simon/Amanda/Piers: 80's pop, peanut M&Ms, the color puce
Simon/Piers/Amanda: Simon and Piers seem to think Amanda needs a vacation.
Amanda/Piers/Simon: Simon is tired of how cute Amanda and Piers are.
Amanda/Piers: THEY ARE CUTE.

Harry Potter/Kingdom Hearts: All Voldie needed was his heart back...

Harry Potter/Pokemon: Harry and Ash discuss how weird it is to be really, really good at everything.

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

OH GOD.

ALL OF THEM. ARE AMAZING. Especially the last one. And the second one. And the first one. Yay, discworld!

[wolfenkahlon.livejournal.com]

Top Gear - Going way too far!

Silent Hill's Got Talent (I haven't actually seen that show, but I want to see what your brain does with this prompt).

Sherlock Holmes/Torchwood The Case of the Repeatedly Murdered Man.

The Top Gear Trio attempt to foil the Master's latest diabolical scheme.

Gene Hunt and Sam Tyler, time travelling in a Doctor/Companion relationship.

"Pyramid Head! I Choose You!" Or: Why James Sunderland Was Banned For Life From Pokémon Tournaments.

House dealing with the case of a man who believes he is Sherlock Holmes. Vs. Sherlock Holmes solving the case of his own kidnapping by a man attempting to convince him that this is the future and he is not himself.

Gene Hunt is hit by a car and wakes up in 1883 where he ends up 'assisting' Sherlock Holmes in his latest case...

Gene Hunt's new DI is the Master.

[rionaleonhart]

I AM LAUGHING FAR TOO HARD. You are brilliant, and I am probably going to have far too much fun with these.

[margotgrissom.livejournal.com]

Uh, uh, uh! *bounces* Are you still taking suggestions?

I'd love some Jeremy Clarkson/Greg House (not neccessarily slash) on the promt of 'You cannot be serious!'.

Or some Jack Harkness versus Zombies. Or pretty much anything with Zombies in it.

[margotgrissom.livejournal.com]

PS: I friended you, I hope that's OK.