Ooh. Ooooh you are wicked. That's just. Well. He'd... And then he'd... Insults. Probably over a large two-way video screen on the side of a building. And... and... Richard cutting his losses and running away to fight another day. Then there'd be a grand chase and capture scene with mucho BBC special effects budget being overspent. Then there'd be a cage involved. A gilded hanging cage in the main throne room of that flying fortress thingy. And that would be Richard's new home. Captured and helpless and yet not designated a mere teepee and a dog bowl. And there would be much pointed taunting of the Doctor using Richard as a prop while Richard would protest strongly and drag the Master into a bickering match. And lots of other much more intelligable things that I can't even begin to think of because I'm going to fall asleep any nano-second zzzzzzzzzzzz