The Cat was banned from Gallifrey because he kept ridiculing their outfits, and then he ended up on Red Dwarf but his TARDIS broke down and he couldn't fix it what with being useless at engineering, so he stayed on and pretended to be the great-great-etc-grandson of Frankenstein! There was never any great Cat race, The Cat made it all up!
The Janitor left Gallifrey by himself because he hated having to clean the Gallifreyan Presidential Palace, but then he got stuck on Earth and his TARDIS turned into a van and the time-travelling bit broke down and he can't fix it so now he's stuck as the Janitor at Sacred Heart, and he will be stuck there until THE END OF TIME. Or until he runs out of regenerations.
I think Chase AND Cameron should go, and Foreman can stay behind and be all 'Shouldn't we actually be HEALING PEOPLE? Oh, you know what, the two of you are so useless I'LL DO IT MYSELF'. And Hammond would TRY to convince James to use the Cessna to try to find The Four Bastards from the sky, but obviously he wouldn't WANT to be in the plane. And JD would want to use his scooter.
no subject
The Janitor left Gallifrey by himself because he hated having to clean the Gallifreyan Presidential Palace, but then he got stuck on Earth and his TARDIS turned into a van and the time-travelling bit broke down and he can't fix it so now he's stuck as the Janitor at Sacred Heart, and he will be stuck there until THE END OF TIME. Or until he runs out of regenerations.
I think Chase AND Cameron should go, and Foreman can stay behind and be all 'Shouldn't we actually be HEALING PEOPLE? Oh, you know what, the two of you are so useless I'LL DO IT MYSELF'. And Hammond would TRY to convince James to use the Cessna to try to find The Four Bastards from the sky, but obviously he wouldn't WANT to be in the plane. And JD would want to use his scooter.