This post, and all the comments stemming therefrom, are made of such absolute win that I have no idea where to even start.

I have to say, though, that this - Gregory House/Perry Cox/Jeremy Clarkson/Gene Hunt - would absolutely kill me. In the best possible way. Granted, I've never seen House (I need to solve that problem sometime, but I have no TV and YouTube failed me) and have no idea who Gene Hunt even is, but STILL. IT'S MADE OF AWESOME ANYWAY.