Hmm. I'm guessing you won't object to something slightly cracky... (Fingers crossed that I can pull it off)
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In the short space of time they had spent in Transylvania, things had become slightly weird. Well, more weird than usual.
On the first day, James had been bitten by a very large dog while out walking. On the second day, Richard had come down with two pin pricks on his throat and what appeared to be an anaemic attack. On the third day, Jeremy had been crushed to death by a boulder on a mountain path. Shortly afterwards, Richard became sicker and died of mysterious blood loss.
James had been slightly upset by all of this, so went out for a drive with the Stig.
Unfortunately, the car had broken down in an old cemetery. Even more unfortunately, the inhabitants of said cemetery were six feet higher than one would usually expect, and were rather interested in relieving them of their brains. Fortunately, it was the full moon and James was rather startled to find himself in possession of huge teeth, claws and rather more shaggy hair than he had that morning. Unfortunately, this didn't manage to stop the Stig from being bitten.
All of which had put a slight crimp on filming.
It got slightly better when a bat flew in through James' open bedroom window and transformed into the world's shortest vampire. With sparkly white fangs.
And a better semblance of normality (for a given value of normal) returned when Jeremy's translucent form materialised and demanded at least eight caravans be used for his funeral pyre.
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(Fingers crossed that I can pull it off)
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In the short space of time they had spent in Transylvania, things had become slightly weird. Well, more weird than usual.
On the first day, James had been bitten by a very large dog while out walking. On the second day, Richard had come down with two pin pricks on his throat and what appeared to be an anaemic attack. On the third day, Jeremy had been crushed to death by a boulder on a mountain path. Shortly afterwards, Richard became sicker and died of mysterious blood loss.
James had been slightly upset by all of this, so went out for a drive with the Stig.
Unfortunately, the car had broken down in an old cemetery. Even more unfortunately, the inhabitants of said cemetery were six feet higher than one would usually expect, and were rather interested in relieving them of their brains. Fortunately, it was the full moon and James was rather startled to find himself in possession of huge teeth, claws and rather more shaggy hair than he had that morning. Unfortunately, this didn't manage to stop the Stig from being bitten.
All of which had put a slight crimp on filming.
It got slightly better when a bat flew in through James' open bedroom window and transformed into the world's shortest vampire. With sparkly white fangs.
And a better semblance of normality (for a given value of normal) returned when Jeremy's translucent form materialised and demanded at least eight caravans be used for his funeral pyre.
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Hope you feel better soon.