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Today, my father came into the room and proudly handed me a printout listing all the different dimensions he's seen attributed to Harry Potter's penis in fanfiction.
...any particular reason why?
Also, these are by no means all the unfinished fics I have lying around.
Then you must post them! Post-haste! Also vjkdfhjhg you posted Scrubs fic SO MUCH YAY.
I am interested to see what occurs with the The Real Hustle fic. Also, 'she's hustled my heart' is gloriously cheesy.
Hee, the time-travelling sky pirates are awesome in spite of my only having heard of a third of them! WIN.
AND THE SCRUBS FIC OMG.
The Land Of Puppydogs And Unicorns! I HAVE MISSED YOUR DOCTOR COX SO, HE IS A THING OF GENIUS. And he really must face up to his all-consuming love for JD.
And the headwall! Oh, Doctor Cox does love his headwall.
"I mean, you know, if you're always being handcuffed to – handcuffed to – " right, this is not a good direction to go and it'd be best not to continue it – "if the janitor's always holding you up, how are you supposed to answer my summons on time?"
HE IS SO BEAUTIFULLY IN DENIAL. 'The janitor's always holding you up' is a glorious euphemism and he is trying so hard and it is amazing and fantastic and ACK IS THERE ANY MORE UNFINISHED SCRUBS FIC? A LINE WOULD DO. IT IS SO AWESOME I MAY CRY. ...that made sense in my head.
"it's all about the patients, Newbie, it's about the patients, shut up about it and walk away now"
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. And the anger and the glorious writing and the perfect italics and WHY DOES HE NOT KISS HIM ALREADY JHVDFIU??!!!
And JD! Oh, JD is so hopeful, and adorable and they are THE MOST WONDERFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD. How does he get to that conclusion? JD IS THE MOST OPTIMISTIC PERSON EVER, AWWW.
She looks at me with her eyes all a-sparkle, and she's just so damn cute and hopeful and puppy-eyes
JD is adorable. Clearly Dr. Cox is writing shiny pretty poetry in his head because he loves JD with all his soul. Much like I love this ficsnippet.
or at least a little less gleeful
I LOVE HOW YOU ARE KEEPING HIM IN CHARACTER. I want to run onto the parking lot with them (probably they are in the hospital and not the parking lot, but I can't seem to stop imagining them in the parking lot, so they're there) and DANCE WITH GLEE. Possibly Dr. Cox would yell at me. IT WOULD BE MARVELLOUS.
Nooo, Dr. Cox, of course you don't go for the males. NEVER. And the word elongation and it is wonderful and I love how he is explaining it to us. IT IS JUST GREAT.
HE SAYS IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. SO MUCH GLEE. The denial, it is deep in this one. And it is because we have NEVER MET NEWBIE I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM OMG I WANT TO APPLAUD HIM. MAJOR GLEE. I LOVE YOU AND YOU MUST HAVE MORE SNIPPETS OR RE-DISCOVER SCRUBS IN ORDER TO WRITE INSANE CROSSOVERS AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL BE HAPPY. Because it is brilliant. I may WEEP WITH JOY.
DOCTOR/MASTER. DOCTOR/MASTER. B-but your master!voice is perfect like a Bugatti Veyron and he is so controlling and perfect and LOVE AND HEARTS AND KEYBOARD SMASHING THERE IS MORE SOMEWHERE YES?
I think I have been creepy enough now. Also I love how the comments in the next post are total awesome crack. It is SO AWESOME.
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Today, my father came into the room and proudly handed me a printout listing all the different dimensions he's seen attributed to Harry Potter's penis in fanfiction.
...any particular reason why?
Also, these are by no means all the unfinished fics I have lying around.
Then you must post them! Post-haste! Also vjkdfhjhg you posted Scrubs fic SO MUCH YAY.
I am interested to see what occurs with the The Real Hustle fic. Also, 'she's hustled my heart' is gloriously cheesy.
Hee, the time-travelling sky pirates are awesome in spite of my only having heard of a third of them! WIN.
AND THE SCRUBS FIC OMG.
The Land Of Puppydogs And Unicorns! I HAVE MISSED YOUR DOCTOR COX SO, HE IS A THING OF GENIUS. And he really must face up to his all-consuming love for JD.
And the headwall! Oh, Doctor Cox does love his headwall.
"I mean, you know, if you're always being handcuffed to – handcuffed to – " right, this is not a good direction to go and it'd be best not to continue it – "if the janitor's always holding you up, how are you supposed to answer my summons on time?"
HE IS SO BEAUTIFULLY IN DENIAL. 'The janitor's always holding you up' is a glorious euphemism and he is trying so hard and it is amazing and fantastic and ACK IS THERE ANY MORE UNFINISHED SCRUBS FIC? A LINE WOULD DO. IT IS SO AWESOME I MAY CRY. ...that made sense in my head.
"it's all about the patients, Newbie, it's about the patients, shut up about it and walk away now"
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. And the anger and the glorious writing and the perfect italics and WHY DOES HE NOT KISS HIM ALREADY JHVDFIU??!!!
And JD! Oh, JD is so hopeful, and adorable and they are THE MOST WONDERFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD. How does he get to that conclusion? JD IS THE MOST OPTIMISTIC PERSON EVER, AWWW.
She looks at me with her eyes all a-sparkle, and she's just so damn cute and hopeful and puppy-eyes
JD is adorable. Clearly Dr. Cox is writing shiny pretty poetry in his head because he loves JD with all his soul. Much like I love this ficsnippet.
or at least a little less gleeful
I LOVE HOW YOU ARE KEEPING HIM IN CHARACTER. I want to run onto the parking lot with them (probably they are in the hospital and not the parking lot, but I can't seem to stop imagining them in the parking lot, so they're there) and DANCE WITH GLEE. Possibly Dr. Cox would yell at me. IT WOULD BE MARVELLOUS.
Nooo, Dr. Cox, of course you don't go for the males. NEVER. And the word elongation and it is wonderful and I love how he is explaining it to us. IT IS JUST GREAT.
HE SAYS IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. SO MUCH GLEE. The denial, it is deep in this one. And it is because we have NEVER MET NEWBIE I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM OMG I WANT TO APPLAUD HIM. MAJOR GLEE. I LOVE YOU AND YOU MUST HAVE MORE SNIPPETS OR RE-DISCOVER SCRUBS IN ORDER TO WRITE INSANE CROSSOVERS AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL BE HAPPY. Because it is brilliant. I may WEEP WITH JOY.
DOCTOR/MASTER. DOCTOR/MASTER. B-but your master!voice is perfect like a Bugatti Veyron and he is so controlling and perfect and LOVE AND HEARTS AND KEYBOARD SMASHING THERE IS MORE SOMEWHERE YES?
I think I have been creepy enough now. Also I love how the comments in the next post are total awesome crack. It is SO AWESOME.