Well, I can understand that; I was fairly unnerved by the entire concept of RPF before I got into Top Gear, and I still can't go anywhere near heavy real-person angstfic. Because it is weird.

Er. Apart from the Silent Hill crossover, in which, obviously, I wrote real-person angstfic. Because, well, it's not easy to write a Silent Hill crossover without including, y'know, angst.

I'd offer to e-mail it to you if you really wanted to see it, but if you have qualms about RPF in general I'm not sure you'd be terribly at ease reading it.