This Is An Actual Transcription Of My Train Of Thought Whilst Typing.

[rionaleonhart]

The Top Gear trio would be the worst fellows for House ever. Cuddy would just give up and cry in a corner. Actually, I can't quite work out whom they would drive off the brink of sanity first: her or House. Let us assume, for the purposes of this exercise, that House is sane.

Let's see. Jeremy would refuse to play any of House's games. Richard would probably -

...oh, God. Richard would be Chase, wouldn't he? He'd look up to House and aspire to be like him.

In fact, Richard is a sort of Chase to Jeremy's House.

And James May is totally James Wilson.

I can't believe I've never made an entry about this before.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

It would make me very happy indeed if you did! Would this be your first venture into Top Gear fanfiction?

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

Ayep.

*grin* I have sadly downloaded all 9 seasons with Richard and Jeremy and James and I am going to enjoy them greatly over Christmas break.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I got an episode with the not-James guy. And it was fun, but you could really tell it lacked something. Not-James mostly just laughed at what the other two said, and attempted to have sensible conversations about cars.

Which is an entirely understandable reaction when you've been told you're presenting a show about cars, and get stuck in a conversation with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond, but it's less entertaining than James May.

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

You need to see the episode with GRANNIES DOING DOUGHNUTS.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

WELL YES, OBVIOUSLY, AS SUCH A THING EXISTS!