This Is An Actual Transcription Of My Train Of Thought Whilst Typing.

[rionaleonhart]

The Top Gear trio would be the worst fellows for House ever. Cuddy would just give up and cry in a corner. Actually, I can't quite work out whom they would drive off the brink of sanity first: her or House. Let us assume, for the purposes of this exercise, that House is sane.

Let's see. Jeremy would refuse to play any of House's games. Richard would probably -

...oh, God. Richard would be Chase, wouldn't he? He'd look up to House and aspire to be like him.

In fact, Richard is a sort of Chase to Jeremy's House.

And James May is totally James Wilson.

I can't believe I've never made an entry about this before.

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[rhosyndu.livejournal.com]

It could work the other way too: Cuddy could decide that since House keeps on fannying around and not picking a proper new set of fellows she'll inflict the worst, most useless ones she can find upon him.

Unfortunately Torchwood was busy, so she had to make do with Top Gear instead.

[rionaleonhart]

Would Cuddy really do that, though? Ultimately, it's the patients who are going to suffer. I bet House hired them just to annoy her.

"Well, I've been thinking about how you didn't like my brilliantly creative hiring methods, so, just for you, I've dropped the whole thing and hired three new fellows."
"House," Cuddy said, staring at the documents in front of her in dismay, "please tell me you've given me the wrong résumés by mistake."
House put on a show of being affronted. "I'll have you know that my new fellows are very experienced in their field."
"Their field is television presenting."

[rhosyndu.livejournal.com]

Hmm. True, Cuddy wouldn't compromise patient care. I was going to say that they could just be there in a consulting capacity (like Bosley was offered) and not actually treating patients, however, they would be indirectly compromising the patient, wouldn't they? Hmm.

We could of course rely on a ~*RANDOM PERSONALITY CHANGE*~ happening to Cuddy - those are at least canonical for the House universe.