Always With The Scissors!

[rionaleonhart]

I have now watched 'Heart'. Important notes:

- I support Sam/all the girls. All the girls in the world.


- SAM WINCHESTER'S LIFE IS THE WORST EVER. I desperately need to give him a hug. Desperately. LET'S HAVE AN EPISODE IN WHICH EVERYTHING IS GREAT FOR SAM WINCHESTER, OKAY? JUST ONE. AN 'EVERYBODY LIVES' EPISODE IN WHICH EVERYONE THEY MEET GIVES SAM A GREAT BIG COMFORTING HUG. AND SAM HAS SEX WITH ALL THE GIRLS. AND THEN SAM AND DEAN EAT ICE-CREAM AND GO TO DISNEYLAND.

- I really like the music in the 'Sam is being adorably awkward and Madison is being adorably knowing' scene! And, y'know, the scene itself. It actually made me say 'oh, Sam' aloud, and may have been the point at which I discovered that Sam/all the girls ever was my OTP.

- Saaaaaaaaam.

(Sam Winchester/Toshiko Sato: guaranteed to end in tears, but for whom?)


Seriously. Sam/all the girls. I briefly contemplated offering to write Sam/any given girl drabbles on request, but I fear they would all be the same. 'Sam met Rose Tyler/Rinoa Heartilly/Dr. Elliott Reid. He was adorkable! It was lovely! Then Dean dragged him away or something horrible happened or quite possibly both.' Possibly they would all somehow magically turn into Sam/Dean. DAMN YOU, INESCAPABLE INCEST.

(Sam Winchester/Rinoa Heartilly could actually be ridiculous levels of adorable.)

Comments

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

This entire post makes me smiiiile.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

"AN 'EVERYBODY LIVES' EPISODE IN WHICH EVERYONE THEY MEET GIVES SAM A GREAT BIG COMFORTING HUG. AND SAM HAS SEX WITH ALL THE GIRLS. AND THEN SAM AND DEAN EAT ICE-CREAM AND GO TO DISNEYLAND."

And then, in the last three minutes, it will turn out to be a DREAM given to them by a demon!

Or Sam will suspect it, because things are going a little TOO well.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

...Sam Winchester/Angela Orosco five-sentence fic go.

And be glad I didn't say Maria.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

LET'S HAVE AN EPISODE IN WHICH EVERYTHING IS GREAT FOR SAM WINCHESTER, OKAY? JUST ONE. AN 'EVERYBODY LIVES' EPISODE IN WHICH EVERYONE THEY MEET GIVES SAM A GREAT BIG COMFORTING HUG. AND SAM HAS SEX WITH ALL THE GIRLS. AND THEN SAM AND DEAN EAT ICE-CREAM AND GO TO DISNEYLAND.

And then it turns out that the comforting hugs are because everyone's possessed, the girls are all succubi, Dean gets food-poisoning from the ice cream, and Mickey Mouse is a demon.

I find the idea of fic where every girl Sam has sex with turns into Dean in the middle of the act strangely interesting. Especially if they turn back when he stops (jumps back and screams in horror, presumably), and eventually he's like, "Eh, it always ends up with me having sex with my brother," and stops being bothered.

Or gets a bit freaked out and decides to have sex with Dean to make him turn into a girl.

[the-funmonkey.livejournal.com]

(Sam Winchester/Toshiko Sato: guaranteed to end in tears, but for whom?)
This is utterly perfect. They'd cancel each other out! It's foolproof Torchwood science!

This may be my new OTP.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Or they'd both die.

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

SAM/RINOA (I KEEP TYPING RIONA) WOULD BE AWESOME

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

BEST
ICON
EVER

jumbo cactuar in ff8 has a moustache though

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

SSSSSSSH YOU ARE RUINING IT

[the-funmonkey.livejournal.com]

Shush you - it'd be like in Ghostbusters when they cross the streams.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

SAM/RIONA?

She could give him massive tacklehugs until he feels better!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Not as a GF :( I was so thrilled with my Jumbo! He's so HAPPY!

[elfwhistletree.livejournal.com]

I read RINOA as RIONA as well - nor perhaps a surprise ;-)

[elfwhistletree.livejournal.com]

But they wouldnlt be properly and completely dead, because they could have a lot more angst and flainling after that - and both Dean and Jack would be very, very cross with both of them. *nods*

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

They'd die properly, and Dean would be all, "No, Sammy! I must sell my soul again to get him back!" And Jack would be all, "Not necessary," and kiss them both back to life with his Resurrection kisses.

And then there would be much grinning, bickering, and, "Dude, you kissed a guy!" from Dean.

[elfwhistletree.livejournal.com]

Now you're the one writing the non-angsty endings - are you feeling OK? ♥

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

...I support Sam/Meg.

[hold-onhope.livejournal.com]

Sam/all the girls sit perfectly well with me, considering the fact that I'm one of those girls!

it just keeps getting worse for poor Sammy, too. Oh, dear.

'Heart' makes me cry at the end, omggggg.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I think I may be coming down with something. If I don't get over it in the next two chapters, my car-transformation fic might end happily.

Which is how I planned it.

[rionaleonhart]

WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE WANT SAM TO BE HAPPY? YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE.

I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD WRITE THE SAMSEX-TURNS-GIRLS-INTO-DEAN FIC AS PENANCE FOR YOUR CRUELTY TO SAM.

(Your latest Top Gear crackfic offerings are genius, by the way, and I shall attempt to review them at some point.)

EDIT: SOMEHOW I MISSED 'Or gets a bit freaked out and decides to have sex with Dean to make him turn into a girl' AND YOU HAVE THE BEST IDEAS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, YOU LUNATIC.

[rionaleonhart]

SAM/RIONA WOULD ALSO BE AWESOME, CLEARLY.

You know, apart from the inevitable horrible fate for me part.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Why should I write fic that's horribly cruel to Sam as penance for cruelty to Sam? That makes no sense!

Plus, if I wrote incest fic, it would end up horribly bleak and scarring and be intensely cruel to Sam, and you don't want that.

I think you should do it. And then write a Sam/Riona sequel which is all ice cream and puppy dogs (but no ice cream/puppy dogs; ever since I saw people slash letters of the alphabet, I've become convinced that everything has slashfic).

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

You should write it! And give him lots of massive hugs!

Er, you could pick a really interesting horrible fate?

[rionaleonhart]

I APPROVE OF THIS FIC IDEA. Largely because Dean's reaction to Jack kissing Sam (and the subsequent "Dude, you kissed a guy!" mockery) would be beautiful. Your ability to come up with seemingly endless hilariously brilliant fic ideas never ceases to astonish me.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm good on plots. The problem is I never get them all written.

If you take over the world, make, "Writing fanfic Riona likes," an extremely well-paid job so I can do it for a living and make enough money to cover massive charitable donations so I don't feel the obligation to do anything more socially useful, okay?

[rionaleonhart]

As Meg is included in 'all the girls', I fully endorse this pairing.

[rionaleonhart]

That's certainly my plan! (Pfft, as if anything could be more socially useful.)

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, absolutely! I 'ship the vast majority of my friendslist with Sam Winchester.

And seriously, the number of 'HEY, IT'S SAM-TORTURE TIME' Supernatural episodes is ridiculous. I suspect it's because he angsts so prettily.

[rionaleonhart]

Honestly, with the amount of awfulness Sam goes through, I think he'd be grateful even for a good dream.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Can I be shipped with Bela instead? I like confident and slightly evil women.

[rionaleonhart]

But 'I support Sam Winchester/all the girls except amy_wolf' takes so much longer to say!

I can 'ship you with Bela as well. In fact, I think you'd make a pretty awesome (and rather terrifying) couple.

[rionaleonhart]

Dean can't talk to her; he tries not to show it, but Sam can tell he's shaken. Fathers shouldn't treat their kids like that, and Dean can't handle it. So Sam is the one who asks her about her life, about the town, cautious and gentle, while Dean shifts uneasily next to him.

He wants to help her.

When he sleeps, he dreams of fire and stairways, and he knows that she cannot be saved.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Hee. You win.

I'd offer reward!fic, but I think I'm still theoretically working on eight things for you, so.

[elfwhistletree.livejournal.com]

Good choice of ambiguous!Sam icon there :-)

[elfwhistletree.livejournal.com]

WOOT!

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

You are so amazing!

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

It's just that I'm not actually attracted to Sam, unless "enjoys laughing at his hair" counts as attraction. So me and Sam would be horribly awkward, and neither one of us would enjoy it. And then there'd be the horrible fate thing (unless I turned into Dean).

Obviously, me and Bela make a much better couple.

[harveytheayeaye.livejournal.com]

For someone who's supposedly emo over his dead girlfriend, Sam gets more on-screen nookie than Dean (I think...)

Much as I fucking adore Dean, Sam should be shirtless more often. Srsly. And the Sam/Madison scene... it is my pr0n.

Man, I have to rewatch that ep... it's so lovely and heartbreaking. *jears*

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

DDDDD:

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