They Must Have Super Hearing!

[rionaleonhart]

You know what 'Folsom Prison Blues' has made me start thinking about? A Supernatural/Prison Break crossover. They've both got the brotherly love goin' on, and the getting-sent-to-prison-to-achieve-a-goal-and-get-out. Sam and Dean would probably get off to a bad start with Michael (or possibly Sam and Michael would get along freakishly well; I haven't quite decided which way it would go yet), and then they'd work out what was going on and decide that they had to help him because, dude, it's his brother. AND MICHAEL'S ESCAPE PLANS START TO GO HORRIBLY WRONG (or, all right, continue to go horribly wrong, because from what I remember of Prison Break it certainly wasn't running terribly smoothly) WHEN THE SPIRITS OF THE MANY PRISON BREAK CHARACTERS WHO HAVE BEEN UNPLEASANTLY KILLED RETURN TO HAUNT HIM. YES.

Also, you know that Dean would have sex with Sara, and Michael would be so annoyed. YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SHAGGING PEOPLE INTEGRAL TO THE ESCAPE PLAN, DEAN.

Of course, I've only seen thirteen episodes of Prison Break, which is a slight obstacle to my actually writing the thing.

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Comments

[the-funmonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh god, Dean would have eaten SO MANY.

Either are good, but zombie/ghost Sweeney and Lovett would be awesomely creepy.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

There's a British-style pie shop in a town full of mysterious disappearances. Initially, Dean's annoyed that the sign says pie, and they're all full of meat, instead of things like fruit, chocolate, or ice cream. But then they eat there, and Dean discovers that they quite like it.

It turns out, several days later, that the reason for the mysterious disappearances is that the pie shop's run by zombie-Sweeney and zombie-Lovett, and Dean's literally eaten enough pie to make a whole nother person.

Sam goes out of his way to scare Dean about catching kuru, just for a laugh (Dean will not actually catch kuru, as that would be horrible and depressing; besides the zombies eat the brains themselves).

[rionaleonhart]

I think Dean would probably be more afraid of turning into a Wendigo.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Eating people turns you into a Wendingo? I've been watching them over the internets, and I couldn't find that episode.

[the-funmonkey.livejournal.com]

If the fic includes someone saying 'these emos make good pie' then I may have to marry it. Or you. Either is good.