We Could Never Kill Such Attractive People.

[rionaleonhart]

Okay, so the meme in the last entry has basically immediately become my favourite meme ever. I may end up reposting it every few months. Or possibly days, but I'll try to restrain myself. Totally still open to questioning!

On a serious note: SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME FROM WRITING THIS SUPERNATURAL/HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BODYSWAP FIC. IT WILL ALL END IN TEARS. Or suggest even more stupid Supernatural fic ideas in the comments so I can feel less ridiculous. Unless, of course, I end up writing those, which, let's face it, isn't as unlikely as one might hope.

(If anyone does suggest a ridiculous fic idea in the comments and you find yourself inspired, you are highly encouraged to write a snippet.)

No spoilers for yesterday's episode in the comments, please! I've seen it, but others haven't. If you absolutely have to say something about it, say it in Al Bhed or something.

Comments

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

I am currently HEAVILY INVOLVED in the saga of Jared-turns-into-a-butterfly-for-some-reason. It's a hard, hard life.\

Also, somewhere in my epic-sized backlog of fic ideas is 'man falls into meat grinder; Sam and Dean travel the country salting and burning his sausagey remains', which I think someone should definitely write one day, even if it isn't me.

[rionaleonhart]

I SAW YOUR SNIPPET OF BUTTERFLY-JARED AND IT WAS GLORIOUS. I have no idea how long a plot can be kept up under the premise that a man has turned into a butterfly, but I am looking forward enormously to finding out!

That meat grinder idea is utterly appalling and also brilliant.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

I reckon I can stretch it for a good few thousand words, at least! Just imagine: the trials of how to keep him from blowing away on the strong Canadian winds, the heartache of Jensen trying to find out how long butterflies live and what all those wiggly bits are called! Oh no, what's this! It's raining! JARED'S WINGS ARE GETTING WET! *dramatic chord*

:D Just thinking about it delights me. In an augh god what kind of way. 'Though all I actually wrote of it was this one little bit:

“Tell me you didn’t just eat the corpse-sausage.”

“It smelt good.”

“Corpse, Dean! Corpse in a sausage!”

“Hey, who here banged a werewolf?”

“You’re a cannibal.”

“Woof.”

[rionaleonhart]

Drama and utter ridiculousness: possibly the best combination ever. I'm in love with this butterfly-fic already, and it hasn't even been written yet.

OH, DEAN. You'll only have yourself to blame when you become a Wendigo. And I love that his defence is 'well, you banged a werewolf'.

[eclective.livejournal.com]

But I think the real question here is: is he a man dreaming he is a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming he was a man?

Also, I have a burning desire to find an Al Bhed generator somewhere on the internet and post some spoilers for Supernatural... just so that I can have an excuse to comment using a fictional language from a videogame. BECAUSE I'M LAME LIKE THAT. Unfortunately I... sort of don't know anything about Supernatural, so even if I looked up an episode guide, I'd have little idea of what was actually a spoiler. Thus, you are spared my dorkiness! (And get my dorky meta-commentary on what it would have been, had it existed!)

Edited for blatant evidence of capslock abuse.

[rionaleonhart]

Your lameness is awesome! (There's an incongruous sentence.) Everyone should have a slightly irrational love of videogame codes. I still write in the symbols from the Jak and Daxter games sometimes.

[eclective.livejournal.com]

Woohoo!

*making a font of the writing system used on the Suikoden V map*

*not ashamed, dammit*

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

OH GOD DUDE, THAT WAS AN AWESOME MEME. It sucked I was too busy sucking face with my boy to participate. XD

I'll get in the next time around.

[rionaleonhart]

If you want to ask questions, ask questions! I am sure that the characters will still be happy to oblige.

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

I think I will!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Well, you already know that I want to cross Supernatural over with ever horror movie that I've ever seen IN THE WORLD.

Supernatural/Evil Dead! Sam and Dean accidentally summon evil spirits. Can Ash, after years of not kicking Deadite ass, still wield a chainsaw like he used to?

Supernatural/A Nightmare on Elm Street! Sam is plagued by nightmares about Jess' death, but now the flames are lit by a burned man in a striped jumper. Can Dean stop Sam from overdosing on coffee before they figure out a way to stop the dream demon?

Supernatural/Child's Play! Deciding to check out the story of a murderous doll, Sam and Dean end up having to fight for their lives when a 3 foot plastic serial killer attempts to swap his soul for one of theirs!

[rionaleonhart]

...

When I read 'striped jumper', my mind immediately leaps to James May.

I think it's probably for the best that I don't know enough about Freddy Krueger to be permanently scarred by this.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Have some pictures of Freddy (http://images.google.nl/images?q=Freddy%20Krueger&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:nl:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi) and observe how un-James May he is!

*waves dorkily* Hello, I randomly stumbled in here, hope you don't mind.

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME FROM WRITING THIS SUPERNATURAL/HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BODYSWAP FIC.

I would pay to see that. Sharpay and Dean swapped... Oh yes please. I would lovingly cherish that fic and possibly build a shrine around it.

I'm not mad, I promise.

I don't mind at all! Random comments are awesome.

[rionaleonhart]

Hello!

It disturbs me slightly that you have effortlessly managed to guess who gets swapped. (Ryan and Sam switch bodies, too, but they've been much quieter about it.) But it does not disturb me nearly so much as the fact that there's apparently an actual market for the fic. There goes the 'but nobody wants to see that!' argument for persuading myself out of writing it, alas.

Seriously, I'm glad you're interested! I'll still be creating an abomination, but at least it won't be for nothing.

Re: I don't mind at all! Random comments are awesome.

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

I'm terribly sorry for whipping away your only argument against it, but it would be hilarious. Sharpay attempting to kill something in Dean's body, and Dean having to sing and dance and trying to put up with all these chirpy high school students... brilliant.

In a way, you can't not do it. You'd be depriving the world, yes. *grins*

Re: I don't mind at all! Random comments are awesome.

[rionaleonhart]

Hello again! As you expressed interest in the idea, I'm just letting you know that the Supernatural/High School Musical bodyswap crossover is written, it's here, and I am terribly ashamed of myself.

Re: I don't mind at all! Random comments are awesome.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I've never even SEEN High School Musical and I am all in favour Dean-as-Sharpay and the other way around.

Re: I don't mind at all! Random comments are awesome.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

IAWTAC.

[calamitysxchild.livejournal.com]

WELL FINE. ALL I'LL SAY ABOUT THE EPISODE IS THIS:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heart interns.

[quipquipquip.livejournal.com]

Ymm E ryja du cyo ypuid dra haf abecuta ec drec: kyo muja lyh beanla drnuikr dra secdc uv dra jaem yht lymm y cuim pylg ehdu dra mekrd. Drec ec huf lyhuh. E tuh'd ghuf ruf drec femm ramb Cys yht Tayh eh dra vidina, pid po kut, ed femm. E lyh vaam ed.

E fyc yldiymmo jano, jano vuht uv dra abecuta, faent lysany yhkmac yht lysbo mehac yht ymm! Ed fyc jano uvvpayd yht lnaydeja yht aaaa, kuut zup Cibanhydinym fnedanc.

Cu, E teth'd naymmo RYJA du cyo ymm drec, pid frah oui cyet "cyo ed eh Ym Prat", E naymmo luimth'd ramb socamv.

[rionaleonhart]

E ahzuoat dra abecuta, duu! Drana caas du ryja paah cmekrdmo seqat nayldeuhc du ed uh so vmecd, pid ed fyc zicd vih.

E ys ypcumidamo landyeh dryd dra 'kyo muja cyjehk dra tyo' drehk fyc sulgehk dra vyhc, yht e tuh'd seht yd ymm. SULG IC YMM OUI FYHD, SUPERNATURAL FNEDANC. EV BUGEHK VIH YD IC SAYHC FA KAD MEHAC MEGA 'OUI'JA KUD DU KU PA KYO VUN DRYD BUUN TAYT EHDANH', E YS DUDYMMO HUD LUSBMYEHEHK. Yht oui'na nekrd; dra bufan uv kyo muja rana ec dudymmo vunacrytufehk ajahdc eh Sam yht Dean'c vidina.

[harveytheayeaye.livejournal.com]

I really REALLY want to see HSM just to read the fic about it! Write it! you know you want to!!! (I've seen HSM2, bits of. Not through choice... yees..)

I have crazy crossovers. I've been trying to write a SPN/CSI crossover now: there's one episode where I think Grissom and ... Nick? Greg? Someone... are discussing why a woman would kill her children and Grissom says sometimes women do it as payback for their cheating husbands and then top themselves. I was like OMG WOMAN IN WHITE!!! CROSSOVER!!!!!!!
I can't even remember the CSI episode...

I have a whack load of insane crossovers that I have never written. I even made a list...
Not so much an insane crossover, but I watched the Clangers and wanted to write Clanger fanfic... SOmetimes I really DO wonder about myself..


I LOVED the meme, btw, but I couldn't think of any questions to ask ;_; fail .

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to decide if I should start again on my Mighty Boosh/Top Gear crossover, or just count it as good luck that the computer ate it, and spare the world the apparently unavoidable Richard Hammond/Vince Noir/The Moon threesome.

I mean if I could get James May and Howard Moon together, it'd be something people might actually want to read, but in my head they're always off being all awkward and plagued by Jeremy (who's trying for some sort of 'Stroppy and Northern'-off with Howard), while the Moon won't stop flirting with Richard, Vince keeps checking him for the zip (Richard, not the Moon), and I'm increasingly worried that they might eventually wear him down.

Curse me and my insane desire to slash Richard Hammond with everything in sight!

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I still think you should cross over High School Musical and Silent Hill.

Possibly also Death Note. As in having the aftermath of "Sharpay gets a Death Note" wind up sending her to Silent Hill.

I have no idea how to incorporate Supernatural in there.

I had a flicker of an idea for a "Dean goes to Silent Hill" fic, but I can't work out where to fit it in. It would have to be somewhere in the last two episodes of S2, and I don't think there's time for him to squeeze in a trip to Silent Hill.

Besides, I don't think he could get any more broken in those episodes.

ETA: I also realized that Sharpay needs to still have the Death Note book (Death Notebook?) with her in Silent Hill, so she can flip out and kill nonexistent people, but not monsters, because she doesn't know their names.

I have the best ideas for crossing over things I've never seen!

[rionaleonhart]

I have no idea how to incorporate Supernatural in there.

It amuses me that you feel the need to excuse yourself when you find yourself unable to fit absolutely everything into a crossover.

Well, I suppose it's always possible to extend the gap between the 'All Hell Breaks Loose' episodes in order to fit in a trip to Silent Hill. Or time could move differently in the town, which wouldn't surprise me at all; it certainly doesn't have normal night-day cycles. Therefore, you should write it.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I blame Draco's "Every character named James" crossover. It raised the bar.

There seems to be a short gap between All Hell Breaks Loose 1 and 2, and if I could cram Dean going completely to pieces, hitting some massive level of guilt and denial, and getting to Silent Hill, I could probably get away with him being there. I could have him forget, and think he's getting another Andy-Vision, and wander into something a bit like Town With Bell (which has a real name, I'm sure), but with Silent Hill poking through until he realizes he's done this before and his brother is dead.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

And also, you need to do the Sweeney Todd crossover with zombies and pie! Because dude! Zombies and pie!

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

And the one where Supernatural meets Torchwood, and Sam and Tosh have sex, and they both drop dead on the spot from their combined death-mojo, and Dean freaks, and Jack kisses them both back to life with his magical glowy kisses that can raise the dead, and Tosh is all alive (which would be the best thing ever!), and Dean alternates between hugging Sam to pieces and "Dude, you kissed a guy!" mockery!

And Myfanwy's in it just so Dean can be all, "Awesome! A pterodactyl!"

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

PS. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT:



What have you DONE to me?

[rionaleonhart]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.

SUPERNATURAL IS A KATAMARI OF GAY. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE, WONDERFUL PERSON TO PUT THESE THINGS IN MY MIND.