Ah, Jack. Don't tell him I told you this, but with all the time he's spent working for Torchwood you'd think he'd be able to keep our secret organisation a little more secret. And perhaps a little more organised. Also, he and Ianto have broken some very important computer equipment once or twice in incidents I've learnt not to ask about.

To tell you the truth, sometimes I feel that Ianto is the only one who appreciates how much work I do around here. I try to return the favour. We're not exactly in the spotlight.

...before I what?