How Long Have You Been On Fire?

[rionaleonhart]

Here's a fun meme I attempted about half a year ago. I haven't really written anything for a couple of months, and right now I need to relearn how to get into a character's mindset, so it seems a good time to repost it.

Ask any character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

Ask away! (You may, if you wish, ask multiple questions (perhaps of multiple characters) or attempt to engage the characters in extended conversation.)

Comments

Tosh

[rionaleonhart]

Ah, Jack. Don't tell him I told you this, but with all the time he's spent working for Torchwood you'd think he'd be able to keep our secret organisation a little more secret. And perhaps a little more organised. Also, he and Ianto have broken some very important computer equipment once or twice in incidents I've learnt not to ask about.

To tell you the truth, sometimes I feel that Ianto is the only one who appreciates how much work I do around here. I try to return the favour. We're not exactly in the spotlight.

...before I what?

Re: Tosh

[serriadh.livejournal.com]

Jack is probably even worse than you think. What you say if, hypothetically speaking, Jack was secretly filming daily life at Torchwood and screening it on the BBC, just so he could be a big star? He pretends to be this 'actor' who plays Jack Harkness, it's all quite weird. I think he uses Rift activity so you guys never find out - ever wonder why there were Last of the Summer Wine repeats at 9pm on BBC2? Anyway, hypothetically.

Er, you'd better forget I said that. It's one of those time paradoxy things - all wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey and that. Everyone dies sometime, right? So it can't be a total shock that at some point you must die? Right. Damn. Perhaps I'll ask Jack for some retcon.

[rionaleonhart]

((THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE TORCHWOOD THEORY.

Also, I'm not sure what the 'big beer gay adventure' is. Any relation to the Big Gay Wine Adventure?))

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

James and Oz are caravanning around England drinking beer as this year's verions of the Big Gay Wine Adventure, only without the wine. There should still be gay, though, and they make their own beer.

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

I suspect that it's the one where James and Oz go caravanning through England making their own beer and such.

James got tb from the caravan. He mentioned it in his articles.