Jack is probably even worse than you think. What you say if, hypothetically speaking, Jack was secretly filming daily life at Torchwood and screening it on the BBC, just so he could be a big star? He pretends to be this 'actor' who plays Jack Harkness, it's all quite weird. I think he uses Rift activity so you guys never find out - ever wonder why there were Last of the Summer Wine repeats at 9pm on BBC2? Anyway, hypothetically.

Er, you'd better forget I said that. It's one of those time paradoxy things - all wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey and that. Everyone dies sometime, right? So it can't be a total shock that at some point you must die? Right. Damn. Perhaps I'll ask Jack for some retcon.