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rionaleonhart) wrote2009-01-18 03:37 pm
rionaleonhart) wrote2009-01-18 03:37 pm
I Think You'll Find This One Even Softer.
So I suddenly and unexpectedly fell in crazy love with Derren Brown at around 3.00-4.30 in this clip. It really hit me at 4.16-4.24. Apparently my type is 'oxygen-deprived lunatics'. Good to know! (Seriously, the weak 'Do you feel anything?' The way he looks up at her? I - I don't know what's wrong with me. He's like a zombie after he takes the bag off his head. I'm not attracted to zombies. Am I attracted to zombies? I really, really hope that I am not attracted to zombies. And he has a plastic bag over his face and he's breathing slowly into it and it is incredibly unsettling to watch and yet it is also somehow - it's - stop bringing out these massively disturbing fetishes in me, Mr Brown.)
I've watched 'Something Wicked This Way Comes' and 'An Evening of Wonders' in the past couple of days, and there really is something disturbingly attractive and attractively disturbing about Derren Brown. He just hovers on the brink of being evil, whilst still being polite and charismatic. A bit like the Master without the genocide.
ANYWAY, NOW THAT I HAVE ALARMED YOU AND MYSELF, SOMETHING LESS DISTURBING.
I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING LESS DISTURBING. Which is odd, because quite a lot is less disturbing than 'I am weirdly attracted to a rather creepy man who could probably get me to give up my purse just by asking for it nicely' (that link leads to a video on a site called 'StupidVideos', as the YouTube video does not appear to be available in the UK; if you live elsewhere and would prefer YouTube, try this link. It's only a couple of minutes long, and it's very interesting), but, no, nothing is coming to mind at the moment.
It's not weird until I start writing real-person fiction about him, right?
...right?
I've watched 'Something Wicked This Way Comes' and 'An Evening of Wonders' in the past couple of days, and there really is something disturbingly attractive and attractively disturbing about Derren Brown. He just hovers on the brink of being evil, whilst still being polite and charismatic. A bit like the Master without the genocide.
ANYWAY, NOW THAT I HAVE ALARMED YOU AND MYSELF, SOMETHING LESS DISTURBING.
I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING LESS DISTURBING. Which is odd, because quite a lot is less disturbing than 'I am weirdly attracted to a rather creepy man who could probably get me to give up my purse just by asking for it nicely' (that link leads to a video on a site called 'StupidVideos', as the YouTube video does not appear to be available in the UK; if you live elsewhere and would prefer YouTube, try this link. It's only a couple of minutes long, and it's very interesting), but, no, nothing is coming to mind at the moment.
It's not weird until I start writing real-person fiction about him, right?
...right?
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So, hang on, when I wrote You/Zombie Piers Morgan that one time, I was on to something?!
You know, I remember when you were worrying about fancying Jeremy. Such simple times.
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Ahahaha, oh, to return to those days. My attraction compass is just permanently stuck on 'THIS WAY TO INAPPROPRIATELAND'.
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I predict that within the next month you will have written some sort of Derren Brown RPF! Quite possibly involving Top Gear or Supernatural or both!
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I may need to read this. I mean medically.
And possibly write fic where Pyramid Head and Zombie Piers Morgan fight it out for the love of Riona, while Riona just generally flees in terror.no subject
Piers smiled at the terrified young girl. "Oh, come on, I'm not that bad."
"You're a zombie!" she shrieked.
"Yes, well, so are most people. You'd better get used to it."
"You're dead!"
Piers leered. "Not all of me."
The girl shuffled backwards, knowing there was a window behind her and thinking she could probably jump out of it. It was only on the first floor, she would survive. "I, er, it's a bit sudden."
"Oh, I don't know, I know I should probably take you out for a drink first, but I don't think that's a very safe idea."
She started to open the window carefully when the door burst open.
"Die, zombie scum!" Jeremy shouted, and attacked Piers with his chainsaw. "Piers, why am I not surprised you're behind it all?"
"I'll get you for this, Clarkson!" Piers said, as his head was split by the chainsaw.
Richard looked rather disgusted. "You'd think you'd get used to it, but you never do," he said.
"Right, that's eight kills for me, four for you, Hammond, and May, you're still on zero."
"I hit one with the car," James protested.
"That was an accident, and doesn't count," Jeremy declared.
And as the three men continued to bicker, the girl snuck off to hide somewhere else, away from lunatic zombie celebrities.
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And it would fit perfectly with the other idea!