Perhaps They Were All Trying 'Alohomora'.

[rionaleonhart]

There should definitely be at least one episode in the second series of Merlin that has Merlin and Arthur interacting in every scene. Because Merlin and Arthur and their interactions are amazing, but frequently they simply do not interact enough. Let us have an episode in which Merlin somehow accidentally locks them in a prison cell together.

...hang on, if Uther locks up sorcerers, why can't they just magic themselves out of prison? We've seen magic being used to unlock doors before. (I suppose the answer could be 'because they're never really sorcerers', but I'm sure he must lock up the occasional actual sorcerer.)

In any case, Merlin cannot magic himself out when he is in prison with Arthur. They will instead be forced to have loud arguments about whose fault it is that they are trapped, followed by Arthur demanding that Merlin allow Arthur to use him as a pillow, followed by long conversations about whether magic is inherently evil, followed, perhaps, by kissing.

I CAN DREAM.

Of course, such an episode would have no plot at all, but I think I would be able to accept that.

Here is a poll that has very little to do with any of this. (Livejournal does not demand that you fill out all the questions on a poll, so you are welcome to answer only the third question if you are not familiar with Final Fantasy X but feel like writing Merlin crossovers/bizarre mpreg/bizarre Merlin mpreg crossovers.)


[Poll #1391796]

(EDIT: SO APPARENTLY I CANNOT SPELL 'SORCERER' shame shame so much shame.)

Comments

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

I only picked Wakka because he amuses me in KH. I STILL PRETTY MUCH HATE FFX. Also I will tell you that for assorted reasons, I skim-read a Castiel mpreg fic the other day. It was not a fun experience for me.

[rionaleonhart]

YOU ARE SO WRONG FOR HATING FFX. WRONG WRONG WRONG.

But perhaps not quite as wrong as Castiel mpreg. What? (Tell me about this fic.)

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

IT WAS BORING, OKAY. When I buy a game, I want gameplay, not endless cutscenes!

(tick_ was sending me snippets of terrible Jonai fic, so I found some terrible SPN fic to send her way. Castiel was pregnant! He seemed kind of awed and amazed by this? Dean was LESS AWED. Lucifer was in it, laughing at everyone. There was a bit where Dean took Castiel to a vet because he DIDN'T WANT TO TALK HIM TO A PROPER DOCTOR? I gave up after that.)

[rionaleonhart]

(I THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT CASTIEL BEING IMPREGNATED BY JOE JONAS. I am bitterly, bitterly disappointed.

Dean taking Castiel to a vet almost makes up for it, though.)

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

(I-I AM TRYING TO THINK IF THERE IS ANY WAY I CAN WRITE THAT WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT CASTIEL. I don't think there is.)

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I once read mpreg in which Jared was pregnant and Jensen was the gyneacologist.

So, was Dean the babydaddy?