rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (all i wanted)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2009-05-01 08:13 pm

Je M'appelle Riona. Je Suis Loser.

I was going to play Pokémon Crystal, you guys. It was going to be the first time I had ever played a second-generation Pokémon game. I was really excited.

And then it turned out that the cartridge was corrupted and wouldn't register saves.

I am genuinely woeful. I WAS GOING TO HAVE A CYNDAQUIL AND I WAS GOING TO NAME IT MERLIN. (And my Red-version save also appears to be corrupted, so I have to start again. Fortunately, the cartridge still registers saves. Had my beloved Red cartridge been rendered entirely useless, I would probably have wept. I got it for Christmas when I was ten. It was my first ever videogame. My first Pokémon was a Bulbasaur named Bulby, and oh how I loved him. (Oh, how I completely failed to train any of the other Pokémon on my first team.))

In order to make up for this sad, sad lack of Pokémon-playing and soothe my ten-year-old soul, I would like to request that you either share your own Pokémon-related stories (what was your first Pokémon? Which is your favourite? What do you always have on your team? What do you name your Pokémon?) or write Pokémon-related ficsnippets (crossovery or otherwise) in the comments. Pokémon-related photomanips or doodles would also be very welcome. JUST POKÉMON UP MY COMMENTS, GUYS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

To kick things off:



"Where's Merlin?"

"I'm afraid Merlin is busy, sire," Gaius replies, rummaging through his bookshelves.

"He's not busy. What's he doing? Where is he?"

"I believe he is running an errand for Morgana."

"He's not Morgana's manservant," Arthur points out, straddling the wooden bench by Gaius' worktable. There is a creature on the table, he notices: some sort of large, dark-furred rodent. It is staring at Arthur in a most disconcerting fashion. "Do you have a rat problem?"

"Just a pet," Gaius says, glancing over. "A whim, if you like."

The stare seems almost familiar. Arthur has the unpleasant feeling that Gaius' pet thinks he is an idiot. "What sort of creature is it?"

"A species of mouse," Gaius says. "They're very common in the western regions. I wouldn't go too near if I were you; he can be quite vicious."

He can't be sure in this light, but Arthur would almost be prepared to swear that its fur is blue. He reaches out to touch it.

There is a burst of light and heat, and Arthur immediately draws his hand back to shield his face.

A moment goes by.

"Gaius," Arthur says, "your mouse is on fire."

[identity profile] bubbles-san.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
IT WASN'T MEEEE. IT WAS THE SKIN STEALER THAT'S RUNNING AROUND IN MY SKIN. (/lame Silverstein reference)

(And I have just realized that my default pic is totally relevant to this entry!)

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm-mm.

Have you seen the deleted Vietname Special footage? IT HAS A STIG.

[identity profile] bubbles-san.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
WHERE IS THIS FOOTAGE I MUST SEE IT NOW PLEASE LET IT BE STREAMABLE PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE.

Darn it, I have to go to work soon. I'm so not going to be able to concentrate now.

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's in my latest LJ post.

HE IS RED AND RIDES A BIKE AND ALMOST DRIVES INTO RICHARD'S AND JAMES' CROTCHES.

[identity profile] bubbles-san.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you tell me these things when I can't watch them? All day at work I am going to be imagining Red Stig and his wierd attempts to woo James and Richard. (or perhaps get them together.) Boss is going to be furious. I am going to get fired and it is all your fault.

[identity profile] bubbles-san.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE. YOU ARE AN EVIL EVIL PERSON.

[identity profile] amy-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
BUBBLES YOU SHOULD SEE IT BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING AND I HAVE GONE CAPSLOCK WITH CAPSLOCKINESS AND I NOW WANT TO WRITE WEIRD MAN/MAN/MOTORCYCLE/STIG THREESOMES OF INSANITY!

[identity profile] amy-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
AND ALSO, WHEN I DO THAT MAD SPY THING WITH AMNESIAC RICHARD AND THE STIG-HUNTING CIA, THE COMMUNISTS REALLY DO HAVE THE STIG, AND MAYBE HE CAN ESCAPE ON A MOTORCYCLE, AND HELP RICHARD AND RICHARD CAN BE ALL "THANK YOU, MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!" BECAUSE HE HAS AMNESIA, AND THE CIA AND THE WHATEVER THE KGB IS THESE DAYS AND THE VIETNAMESE ESPIONAGE AGENCY CAN BE CHASING HIM BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS A STIG!

AND ALSO RICHARD, HIS MINSK, AND COMMUNIST STIG CAN HAVE A THREESOME BEFORE THE STIG SPEEDS OFF MYSTERIOUSLY INTO THE NIGHT.

[identity profile] bubbles-san.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
WRITE IT. WRITE IT NOW.

ALSO, LUCHA LIBRE TG AU, Y/N? RICHARD COULD BE EL HAMSTERO BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO HAVE HIS NAME TRANSLATED! (I'm going to discuss it at length in a journal entry, but y/n?)

[identity profile] bubbles-san.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM GOING TO GO WATCH IT NOW OKAY?

ALSO ALSO ALSO, RIONA HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5_EQR8eC2E&feature=rec-HM-rev-rn) The link was up on my 'recommended viewing' because of the ones you linked to on your journal that I watched.