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Apr. 22nd, 2005 01:35 pmRiona: Why's the computer lagging so much? ...hmmm. I don't remember svchost.exe taking up so much CPU. Or disabling Search. Or stopping VirusScan from working... oh crap.
Virus: Hmmm, these are some mighty nice Internet connections you have here. We wouldn't want to get them, say, deleted or anything, now would we?
Riona: You wouldn't dare.
(scene change. Virus Writer Dude is robbing a bank, because that's obviously what Virus Writer Dudes do in their spare time.)
VWD: Okay, hand over the dough.
(DA-DUN! Suddenly, SUPERDINCHT bursts through the wall, possibly wearing a ridiculous superhero outfit.)
Zell: The only dough you'll be getting is in the bread... of justice!
VWD: ...bwuh?
Anyway, there's the explanation of why I haven't been around for a while. The real reason I'm totally abusing the school Internet connection is because I've been playing Ratchet and Clank 3 for a while, and there's something I think you should all know about.
It's a weapon.
It's called the Qwack-O-Ray.
It turns your enemies into ducks. Not only that, but these ducks run at your other enemies and explode. Not only that, but they lay flaming eggs that bounce at your enemies and explode.
I think that I can safely say that, even if the rest of the game were utter rubbish (which it isn't), this weapon alone would make it a strong candidate for the title of Best Game Ever.
Virus: Hmmm, these are some mighty nice Internet connections you have here. We wouldn't want to get them, say, deleted or anything, now would we?
Riona: You wouldn't dare.
(scene change. Virus Writer Dude is robbing a bank, because that's obviously what Virus Writer Dudes do in their spare time.)
VWD: Okay, hand over the dough.
(DA-DUN! Suddenly, SUPERDINCHT bursts through the wall, possibly wearing a ridiculous superhero outfit.)
Zell: The only dough you'll be getting is in the bread... of justice!
VWD: ...bwuh?
Anyway, there's the explanation of why I haven't been around for a while. The real reason I'm totally abusing the school Internet connection is because I've been playing Ratchet and Clank 3 for a while, and there's something I think you should all know about.
It's a weapon.
It's called the Qwack-O-Ray.
It turns your enemies into ducks. Not only that, but these ducks run at your other enemies and explode. Not only that, but they lay flaming eggs that bounce at your enemies and explode.
I think that I can safely say that, even if the rest of the game were utter rubbish (which it isn't), this weapon alone would make it a strong candidate for the title of Best Game Ever.
