The Cutting Edge Of Cocking About.
Jul. 21st, 2006 09:44 amWell, as the last set of Top Gear clips was so well-received, I thought I'd hunt down a few more. All of these feature the words 'how hard can it be?' at some point, which is never a good sign.
In which the boys have the brilliant idea of making a convertible people-carrier. The experiment ends with total devastation. Is anyone surprised?
Another clip, in which the trio try their hand at radio broadcasting and it is the worst disaster ever. "Instead of telling you where the traffic jams are, I am going to give you the registration number of the car that has caused them." Absolutely fantastic. God, I wish I'd heard that broadcast.
Hammond nearly having a stroke about going on the radio made me ‘awww’ very loudly. How is it not illegal to be that adorable?
AND THEY’RE SO CHARMINGLY INCOMPETENT. AND THE JINGLE - ‘I’VE BEEN DRIVING IN MY CAR, LISTENING TO JEREMY CLAAAARKSON’ – I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. I AM GOING TO DIE.
Part of the Winter Olympic special, involving a rocket-powered Mini on skis. "Hi, it's Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear here and I need some rockets" is probably the most frightening sentence ever spoken. Also, hopeless giggling at the total disaster of a snow barrier. Charmingly incompetent.
Clarkson/Hammond/May is still my inexcusable OT3. For some reason, their decision to get a dog ('Top Gear Dog' is the best dog name ever) made me immediately think 'OMG THEY ARE MARRIED. ALL THREE OF THEM. THE DOG IS PROOF OF THEIR UNDYING LOVE NO I DON'T KNOW WHY'.
Something is seriously wrong with me.
In which the boys have the brilliant idea of making a convertible people-carrier. The experiment ends with total devastation. Is anyone surprised?
Another clip, in which the trio try their hand at radio broadcasting and it is the worst disaster ever. "Instead of telling you where the traffic jams are, I am going to give you the registration number of the car that has caused them." Absolutely fantastic. God, I wish I'd heard that broadcast.
Hammond nearly having a stroke about going on the radio made me ‘awww’ very loudly. How is it not illegal to be that adorable?
AND THEY’RE SO CHARMINGLY INCOMPETENT. AND THE JINGLE - ‘I’VE BEEN DRIVING IN MY CAR, LISTENING TO JEREMY CLAAAARKSON’ – I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. I AM GOING TO DIE.
Part of the Winter Olympic special, involving a rocket-powered Mini on skis. "Hi, it's Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear here and I need some rockets" is probably the most frightening sentence ever spoken. Also, hopeless giggling at the total disaster of a snow barrier. Charmingly incompetent.
Clarkson/Hammond/May is still my inexcusable OT3. For some reason, their decision to get a dog ('Top Gear Dog' is the best dog name ever) made me immediately think 'OMG THEY ARE MARRIED. ALL THREE OF THEM. THE DOG IS PROOF OF THEIR UNDYING LOVE NO I DON'T KNOW WHY'.
Something is seriously wrong with me.
