This is EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING, but apparently I've written it, so I might as well post it. This fic idea came to me at five in the morning. It turns out that five-in-the-morning me is incredibly self-indulgent. (The document I wrote this in was just called 'red dwarf pain.doc'.)
This is basically porn without plot, but it's also without porn.
Shamelessly stealing 'someone's hypersensitive to sensation after newly getting a physical body' from Vargas, because, come on, you can't expect me to resist that.
(EDIT: Just had the terrible realisation that I may have misremembered the bunk arrangement on Starbug. I suppose the occasional continuity error adds to the authentic Red Dwarf experience.)
Title: Across the Spectrum
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Rating: R
Pairing: Lister/Rimmer
Wordcount: 2,200
Summary: Set after 'Legion'. Rimmer's curious about all he can feel, now that he has a tangible body. All he can feel, pain included. But he's not great at inflicting pain on himself, so he's going to need some help.
Warnings: Weird pseudo-sexual self-harm. Don't try this at home, unless you're a hologram. In particular, 'touch me when you want me to stop choking you' isn't safe; it can be hard to move when you're oxygen-deprived.
( Across the Spectrum )
This is basically porn without plot, but it's also without porn.
Shamelessly stealing 'someone's hypersensitive to sensation after newly getting a physical body' from Vargas, because, come on, you can't expect me to resist that.
(EDIT: Just had the terrible realisation that I may have misremembered the bunk arrangement on Starbug. I suppose the occasional continuity error adds to the authentic Red Dwarf experience.)
Title: Across the Spectrum
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Rating: R
Pairing: Lister/Rimmer
Wordcount: 2,200
Summary: Set after 'Legion'. Rimmer's curious about all he can feel, now that he has a tangible body. All he can feel, pain included. But he's not great at inflicting pain on himself, so he's going to need some help.
Warnings: Weird pseudo-sexual self-harm. Don't try this at home, unless you're a hologram. In particular, 'touch me when you want me to stop choking you' isn't safe; it can be hard to move when you're oxygen-deprived.