Riona (
rionaleonhart) wrote2009-07-06 07:58 pm
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'I'll Be In Germany Next Year' Has Entirely Changed Its Meaning.
Ladies and gentlemen, the worst pun I have ever made:
(RIONA and housemate RACHAEL are cleaning out the refrigerator, in preparation for moving house.)
Riona: We appear to have some freak grapes in here. They expired on the twenty-second of May, and yet they still look fresh and green.
Rachael: Oh, really? And I bought that pack from SPAR last week, and they had mould growing on them the next day.
Riona: They must have been a pack of Dorian grapes.
I'm sorry, but not nearly as sorry as I should be.
In other news:
- I love Sweden/Finland, but it simultaneously makes me a bit sad. Don't be so afraid of Sweden, Finland! Sweden is a sweetheart! I'll take him off your hands if you don't want him.
(HERE ARE SOME SWEDEN/FINLAND STRIPS (read the panels from right to left): warm now?, have you met my wife?, SWEDEN HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE (from the Polish-Swedish wars), NO SERIOUSLY HOW (can't find the translator for this one), watch what you say around someone so determined to attend to your needs (1, 2, from the battle for America).
I love that the Hetalia fandom have agreed on the styles in which to translate characters like Sweden and Poland. Poland's valley-girl speak brings joy to my heart.)
- I, er, appear to have applied for Germany/Italy at
1sentence. Whoops. (I'm not quite sure how I feel about Germany/Italy. I adore their relationship, but it has to remain quite innocent, because after a certain point my mind starts going 'HANG ON, THEY CAN'T DO THAT, ITALY IS MENTALLY ABOUT TEN'. These sentences are entirely rated G.) In writing the sentences, I have discovered that I am completely incapable of adopting Italy's perspective. I seem to get on quite well with Germany's, though, and as I love Germany to bits I think this is a good thing.
- You should all also make claims at
1sentence, incidentally.
- New Torchwood tonight, and, whilst I swore during the last series that I was going to stop watching this dreadful thing, we all knew I was lying. Let's have a little more fun and a little less senseless depression this time, all right, Torchwood? (And a little more Rhys.) Also: dear self, if this mini-series is as terrible as the series that preceded it, please stop watching.
- I hope that Hetalia introduces a Wales before long. The Torchwood crossovers would be many and ridiculous.
- Speaking of ridiculous Hetalia crossovers: I think the Top Gear team would be delighted to have the physical incarnation of England as the Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car. (I haven't been posting about the new series of Top Gear, have I? I am enjoying it very much.)
- And surely someone must have written fanfiction in which the Winchesters encounter America. Surely.
- I want to go home! My academic year finished almost a month ago! PLEASE STOP BEING SO COMPLICATED, UNIVERSITY HOUSING SITUATION; I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY.
(RIONA and housemate RACHAEL are cleaning out the refrigerator, in preparation for moving house.)
Riona: We appear to have some freak grapes in here. They expired on the twenty-second of May, and yet they still look fresh and green.
Rachael: Oh, really? And I bought that pack from SPAR last week, and they had mould growing on them the next day.
Riona: They must have been a pack of Dorian grapes.
I'm sorry, but not nearly as sorry as I should be.
In other news:
- I love Sweden/Finland, but it simultaneously makes me a bit sad. Don't be so afraid of Sweden, Finland! Sweden is a sweetheart! I'll take him off your hands if you don't want him.
(HERE ARE SOME SWEDEN/FINLAND STRIPS (read the panels from right to left): warm now?, have you met my wife?, SWEDEN HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE (from the Polish-Swedish wars), NO SERIOUSLY HOW (can't find the translator for this one), watch what you say around someone so determined to attend to your needs (1, 2, from the battle for America).
I love that the Hetalia fandom have agreed on the styles in which to translate characters like Sweden and Poland. Poland's valley-girl speak brings joy to my heart.)
- I, er, appear to have applied for Germany/Italy at
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- You should all also make claims at
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- New Torchwood tonight, and, whilst I swore during the last series that I was going to stop watching this dreadful thing, we all knew I was lying. Let's have a little more fun and a little less senseless depression this time, all right, Torchwood? (And a little more Rhys.) Also: dear self, if this mini-series is as terrible as the series that preceded it, please stop watching.
- I hope that Hetalia introduces a Wales before long. The Torchwood crossovers would be many and ridiculous.
- Speaking of ridiculous Hetalia crossovers: I think the Top Gear team would be delighted to have the physical incarnation of England as the Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car. (I haven't been posting about the new series of Top Gear, have I? I am enjoying it very much.)
- And surely someone must have written fanfiction in which the Winchesters encounter America. Surely.
- I want to go home! My academic year finished almost a month ago! PLEASE STOP BEING SO COMPLICATED, UNIVERSITY HOUSING SITUATION; I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY.
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I just had the sudden thought that I would like to see L as the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car, just so he can perch on the sofa in that little way he does. And freak Jeremy out.
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L as the Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car would be amazing. (BUT HOW WOULD HE OPERATE THE PEDALS?)
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(I CAN'T LIE: I HAVE BEEN SECRETLY HOPING FOR THE LAST SOMETHING-SOMETHING HOURS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE MORE LIGHT EFRON/KEVIN JONAS.)
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They could feed him biscuits and the ginger beer they keep around for James, and spare sugar cubes they have for tea, and he could keep staring at Jeremy, and it'd be brilliant!
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Still, it has creepy children, and this is always a good thing.
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Also, I missed this:
Still, it has creepy children, and this is always a good thing.
INCORRECT.
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Mind you, we Finns are actually pretty kick-ass and not afraid of Sweden. ;)
(I'm actually very confused; what is this whole thing?)
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The translated quick description of Finland (who looks like this), from here:
A gentle young man with simplistic tenacity.
He seems very adult-like, and if you start talking with him it’ll last forever.
Also, he’s strangely strong in the cold. But he also loves saunas.
His awesome strength at the scene of a fire isn’t half-assed.
He likes to have really strange festivals.
But his friend Estonia snatched the Leader position from him.
(...do you have really strange festivals?)
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Well, we have a lot of different kinds of music festivals - my hometown hosts an annual folk music festival (it starts this weekend, actually) for example, but I don't know if they're strange. I'd say some of our contests are stranger! We have one for sauna going, wife-carrying, throwing mobile phones, playing air guitar, swamp football...
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Also, I got your letter, and I enjoyed it very much! Your drabble is also the next one on the list. :D
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(I'm glad you enjoyed it!)
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(I love your icon. Rhys!)
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I think all the girl-chasing was a big influence. I pegged him as 'flaky young adult' pretty early. Now, in my head, he's the artistic boyfriend Germany's somehow acquired, who's never going to be serious, or get a responsible job, or make good money, but is really sweet and makes Germany smile, which is fine because Germany's done more than enough of the 'accomplished and responsible' stuff for both of them.
You think that's bad, try 'lie back and think of England'.
I think I justify non-G Germany/Italy the same way
A Hetalia!Wales would be ridiculously awesome, and in my headcanon she (Wales is a she, this is trufax) not only knows all about Torchwood but hasn't slept with Jack and never plans to, no matter how fervently he tries. She does feel oddly protective of him, though. Probably she and Ianto get along like gangbusters.
England would probably get into a shouting match with Jeremy. You'd think he would prefer James, but in truth he gets along best with Top Gear Dog, who doesn't ask him annoying questions or have excessively high expectations of him. Jeremy meeting America, now, that would be...something.
Possibly I will write about the Winchesters meeting America eventually! Possibly! I promise nothing other than that I adore the idea very much and apparently quite like doing Hetalia crossovers.
Thank you; I shall. Except not, because it feels oddly incestuous.
Italy does occasionally attempt to chat up women in the canon. I probably need to get over my aversion to the idea of his having sex, yes. (But I've only got, er, four sentences left to write, so I doubt Germany and Italy will be having sex in any of the fifty.)
I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY ABOUT WALES. Especially her female-ness. I hadn't been thinking of her as a woman, but it just works.
I want to see Jeremy meeting America. I want to see it immediately.
Oh, I really hope you do write it. You would do it wonderfully.
Re: You think that's bad, try 'lie back and think of England'.
Re: You think that's bad, try 'lie back and think of England'.
Re: You think that's bad, try 'lie back and think of England'.
Re: You think that's bad, try 'lie back and think of England'.
Re: You think that's bad, try 'lie back and think of England'.
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Where do the countries live?
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It is a bit confusing. Japan-the-landmass is referred to as Japan-the-person's 'house'; the period before the 1860s during which Japan refused contact with the outside world is depicted in Hetalia as Japan refusing to come out of or let anyone into his house.
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And yet, simultaneously, the country exists as a country.
I don't know. Hetalia isn't terribly serious and consistent about such things.
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I'd like to imagine Japan sneaking Holland in and out of their house like some clandestine love affair.
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I felt that you should know about the existence of more pokemanips that you are indirectly to blame for.
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Or perhaps I shall just link to each individual picture. Will that work even if the journal is locked?
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:( I'm sorry about the housing situation; that's never very nice. Are you still looking for a new place for you and your housemate?
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We've found a place, but of course now it's a matter of sorting out all the paperwork and such, and we have to be especially careful to leave this house in order due to massive moving-out-at-the-last-moment guilt.
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And you must come home because I am coming home today, and honestly, what is the point of your not being in a London which has a Rei in it? (By which I mean: I want you to come home too so that I can hang out with you.)