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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2009-11-02 12:31 pm

No, You Are Wrong. You Cannot Have A Pony.

Today, I rushed from London to Brighton for a seminar that, I discovered upon arrival, had been cancelled.

Mildly put out, I returned to my Brighton abode, where I found a large and intriguing-looking package waiting for me. The details on the back informed me that the sender was a Vayne Aurelius, who, I discovered after a quick Googling, is the protagonist of a game called Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis.

This was perplexing.

I opened the package to find a copy of The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases, the editors of which, according to the blurb, 'received their medical degrees in a dream', and a rather charming and apologetic note from Mr Aurelius, written on the back of a 'Combat Basics 1' exercise sheet ('What to do if you encounter an extraterrestial:'), in which he explained that someone had wished that he send me the book and expressed his hope that I didn't mind receiving it. Inside the book was an empty envelope, on which was written 'To my dear Wainwright, with affectionate regards, Lady Cloudesley'.

I am deeply, deeply confused, and I have absolutely no idea who is responsible, but thank you so much! (I love the level of detail that's gone into this.)


I'm not participating in National Novel Writing Month this year, but I've decided that I'm going to try to at least write something every day during the month of November, whether it's a snippet or a full fic or part of a work in progress. Yesterday, I wrote a tiny clip of Jane and Cho snogging in the interrogation room; today, I am calling upon you to help me.


Give me a prompt, and I'll write you a ficsnippet. Multiple requests are more than welcome!


Feel free to request from anything you know I know! (Requesting from things you don't know I know is acceptable, but in that case it would probably be an idea to include a request or two from something you know I know as well, so you don't end up with 'BARNEY WAS A PERSON (PROBABLY). HE WAS PLAYED BY NEIL PATRICK HARRIS (I THINK, BUT I THINK EVERYONE'S PLAYED BY NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, SO I CAN'T BE SURE). HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER IS A SITCOM, SO AMUSING THINGS PROBABLY HAPPENED. THE END.') Crossovers and the like are, of course, fine.

(I'd be delighted if you made Mentalist requests, but please bear in mind that I'm only just starting to write these characters, so I'm still trying to get to grips with them. I've seen up to the first-season finale.)

Make as many requests as you'd like (and please don't feel you have to know me well to request a snippet); as I've said, I'm going to be trying to write every day, so any prompts would be gratefully received. Thank you!

[identity profile] eclective.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...ahahaha that was me I am so sorry for abusing the poor wish-elemental. XD XD But it's fun. And he canonically kind of likes it.

It all came about because I had two of those books sitting on my shelf. And if you read the book enough you'll come to realise why this is a really terrifying thing to be true, and so I figured I would share the curse wealth and allow one to replicate on someone else's shelf instead. And I figured "who likes getting random, possibly worrying stuff in the mail?" ...I'm RPing Vayne currently, so he was the obvious choice to send it because he's so darn compliant.

...believe it or not, the envelope was already in there from years ago when a friend and I used to write to each other in the personas of historical figures. I left it in because it seemed like an extra little touch of confusion. I am glad this worked out. XD XD

[identity profile] eclective.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I could have. But I decided to be magnanimous. I'm living in the South now, probably too close to you for comfort.

It is an incredibly wonderful and alarming tome, I've found. You'll come away feeling distinctly different. Or at least, in my experience.

Square fandom knowledge makes Mana Khemia into a rather confusing game. There's also a Roxis, Vayne's sorta-canonical Foe Yay lover, which... yeah. You start out going "lol it's like Kingdom Hearts" and then by the end of the game you watch Axel's Hips Don't Lie and you start imagining Roxis singing in Spanish. Also, Vayne/everyone is sorta canon. It's a wonderful game, except that the ending is horribly depressing and wrong, but if you can forgive it that, it's charming and slashy and touching and, yeah.