Chris Is Going To Give Birth To A Kitten, Apparently.

[rionaleonhart]

Had a picnic in Regent's Park yesterday with anewcitylife (Charlie), causethesounds (Chris), apiphile (Del), foxinmyhands, ruthi, ukcalico, ihavecake and strangefrontier! It was delightful and also highly inappropriate.



Out-of-Context Theatre:

(Chris is biting Del's fist.)
Charlie: Don't taunt her, Chris! You're fifteen!
Del: It's all right. One day I'll punch her in the vag; it'll be amazing.

(Yes, all right, that had a bit of context. 'Out-of-Context Theatre' isn't actually terribly strict about the anecdotes it allows in.)


Charlie: I want fic in which David Mitchell has to logically work out that he should get naked right the fuck now.


Riona: Was I looking the other way when sticking candles up bums became something everyone did?


Charlie: David Mitchell would make quite a good owl. ...I've drunk too much today.


(Chris and Charlie are lying adorably on each other; Riona is writing this fact down.)
Chris: You fucking voyeur, Riona. But, to be fair, I am flirting a lot.
Riona: That's no justification! You can't say 'oh, yes, I was watching, but to be fair to me you were having sex'.

(Seriously, Chris and Charlie were far too cute. We all ended up 'shipping them. Later, I was somehow absorbed into the cuddlepile and felt like the new character who turns up in the third series and is resented by the fandom for interfering with the OTP. If you ever actually got together, guys, I promise I wouldn't stand in your way! I would sit comfortably out of the way. In the corner. With my notebook.)


Del: I once had a sex dream about Hugh Laurie. And then my boyfriend tried to get into bed when I was half-asleep, and I kicked him out, and my rationale was 'you're not Hugh Laurie'.


(Chris is scratching Charlie's back.)
Charlie: Are you trying to undo my bra?
Chris: Not yet.


Charlie: Del for Prime Minister! She's less creepy than David Cameron!
Del: ...thanks.



We have decided that my autobiography is going to be titled On the Edge of the Gangbang, Looking Awkward. It will be a million-seller.

Comments

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I want fic in which David Mitchell has to logically work out that he should get naked right the fuck now.

Can it involve Robert Webb? I'm still charmed that he has actually declared me to be a normal person, and now I want him in more fic and things.

Plus, he's like a nudity-generation machine, so it could be logical to the premise of the fic. With him around, nakedness happens!

Was I looking the other way when sticking candles up bums became something everyone did?

Now I'm remembering picturing the big secret bum-candle party where everyone in the world was invited except for you.

David Mitchell would make quite a good owl. ...I've drunk too much today.

God, now I want to incorporate him into that deeply preposterous tg_crack fic series with the owl-beaver war. He could be the nervously ineffectual owl who's frightened of Simon Cowell!

We have decided that my autobiography is going to be titled On the Edge of the Gangbang, Looking Awkward.

I'd read it.

[anewcitylife.livejournal.com]

Apparently I was so drunk that I can barely remember anything I said, so this was fairly enlightening. Thanks!

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

You are all making me want to move to London, DAMMIT!

[lo0o0ony-lauren.livejournal.com]

On the Edge of the Gangbang, Looking Awkward
Can't even describe how funny I found this. Glad you all had a lovely time! x

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU GOING TO COME TO THE uk_lolitics MEETUP

[marginaliana]

<3s all of you weirdos. :D

[prologi.livejournal.com]

You are all hilarious and I'm jealous. :P

Also, I would read the shit out of a book called On the Edge of the Gangbang, Looking Awkward.

[ukcalico.livejournal.com]

On the Edge of the Gangbang, Looking Awkward. YES.

Lovely to meet you! Next time I will be less disheveled (probably). *g*

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

and my rationale was 'you're not Hugh Laurie'.

...This is possibly the best thing I have ever read, my god.

I also lol'd faaaaaaaar too much at "one day I'll punch her in the vag." Because I am a freak.

basically: I WISH I WASN'T SO AFRAID OF PUBLIC TRANSPORT. I WOULD TOTALLY LOVE TO HAVE AN LJ PICNIC.

[chocolatepeach.livejournal.com]

YOU RECORDED CHOICE QUOTES A LA PANEL SHOW WRITE-UP. I like you.

Chris texted me last night and I was all 'boo, I am stuck inside and far away'! Next time this happens I am so going to somehow be there; sounds like you guys had fun :)

[inappropriately.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god, we sound like such mentals.

... Why am I surprised?

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Well, this is all ridiculously adorable.

Also, I feel that this whole post proves what we were talking about the other week: everything is a fandom. Trufax.

[rhosyndu.livejournal.com]

Was I looking the other way when sticking candles up bums became something everyone did?
*blink blink*

Are they lit?

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

I have just noticed in my post I had failed to ask you for permission to make photos with you in them publicly accessible. I have edited the post to add your name as though I had not forgotten, because I am sneaky like a pink pachiderm on parade.