The Healer With His Magic Powers

[rionaleonhart]

FINE, PARAMOUNT COMEDY. GO AHEAD AND STOP SHOWING SCRUBS. I NEVER REALLY LOVED YOU ANYWAY. *HYSTERICAL SOBBING*

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? IS IT BECAUSE I YELLED AT YOU FOR CENSORING DR. COX CALLING HIMSELF 'JESUS H. COX, M.D.'? BECAUSE RIDICULOUSLY-CENSORED SCRUBS IS BETTER THAN NO SCRUBS AT ALL AND I'M SORRY.

...ahem.

In non-angstful news, thegreatesthits (who now has a public fandom journal, gayjunglefever - why, yes, I am pimping out my friends; I can assure you your life will be enriched by knowing her) continues to be the most wonderful person in the world (she e-mails me insanely hot JD/Cox oh I love her so), and also I am a Little Bit Obsessed with House. (Paramount, if you thought 'OH NO RIONA HAS A NEW OBSESSION SHE WON'T WANT TO WATCH SCRUBS ANY MORE', because obviously the TV schedules revolve around me, I can assure you that you are completely wrong.)

I've been feeling the obsession creeping slowly up on me over the last few episodes I've seen (the House-versus-God scoreboard? Fantastic), but this was the one that finally tipped me over the edge and into fullblown Mad House Love.



Things That Were Awesome:

- House shooting the corpse. I was thrilled to discover that he was based off Sherlock Holmes, and I love their similarly Utterly Mad investigative methods.

- House playing with the ball-and-cane! This is not a euphemism.

- House appears, slightly alarmingly, to be a little bit hotter in every episode.

- WILSON. BUT HE WAS, AS ALWAYS, NOT IN IT ENOUGH. DAMMIT, WILSON, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO HANG AROUND IN AN EPISODE FOR MORE THAN TWO MINUTES?

...ER, ACTUALLY, GIVEN WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HOUSE'S MEDICAL TEAM HERE, IT VERY WELL MIGHT.

STILL.

- Foreman going crazy. I absolutely loved that. (WHY WOULD ANYONE STAB CAMERON WITH AN INFECTED NEEDLE? YOU CANNOT HURT CAMERON, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER, SHE IS LIKE A BASKETFUL OF KITTENS.) Especially the part where the policeman is bleeding and seizuring (oh, for God's sake, can't we go a single episode without a seizure?) and Foreman is just standing there and cracking up, and the end, where he's desperately trying to revive the policeman because he can't die, dammit, they've got the same disease.



I am looking forward to next week's episode with impatient glee! Hurrah!

...DAMN YOU, PARAMOUNT.

Comments

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

....What the hell?!

Why did they censor that?!

....Actually, if you've only ever seen the censored versions, how did you KNOW it was censored?!

AHA! I have the answer! You did it yourself as part of a huge cover-up to cause the global hatred of Paramount while secretly allowing you to channel funds out of its showings of Scrubs which you were using to build a GIGANTIC NUCLEAR WEAPON!

...Yes, I am replaying MGS2. Why do you ask?

[rionaleonhart]

I'd already seen the clip on YouTube, but even if I hadn't I'd have known that something was censored - they cut out the audio when he said it, so he was just mouthing the words. But I like your explanation better.

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

I agree, that was arsish. But it made Cameron MARGINALLY LESS BORING FOR ONCE, YAYE!

Also wtf Riona? She is not good, or interesting, enough to be a basketful of kittens! She's just, I dunno? ... A tank of unusually good-looking fish, or something? Seriously, DULL DULL DULL.

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

NO NO NO. I like kittens! Stop ruining them for me!

She is just... blah! I can't even properly dislike her! SHE'S THAT RUBBISH!

ALSO, YOU ARE GAY.

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

But that's the thing! I don't like her being a main character when she basically has no personality, her ~~~~*mysterious past*~~~~! thing aside. AND I'M SORRY, BUT HOUSE IS TOO AWESOME TO HAVE A THING WITH SOMEONE SO DULL. WILSON SHOULD ... PUSH HER OFF THE ROOF OR SOMETHING.

....OK, that's mean. Off the roof onto a big pile of cushions. But she's be so scared of him she'd leave the country and House/Wilson could live in HAPPY GAY BLISS YAYE.

I did 'aww' when she gave House a Christmas present, though, in spite of myself.

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD IT REALLY IS. I took one look at a House/Wilson community and went "Omg. It's got to that stage already?" .... by which I mean hideous amounts of badfic and WALLPAPERS WITH GOO GOO DOLLS LYRICS ON THEM WTF.

Won't stop me slashing them, though, noooope.

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

LOLE GOTHS?!

YOU'RE SECRETLY THE TODD, AREN'T YOU?

PSST, FRIEND gayjunglefever! WAY MORE FUNSTUFF. IN THIS ONE YOU JUST GET POINTLESS UPDATES 2389473947389 TIMES A DAY ABOUT WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST. FO SERIOUS.

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

(God, that [Bad username in LJ tag] is really hot, but I actually meant gayjunglefever, yo!)

[rionaleonhart]

I love it when people make friends through HEATED CAPSLOCK ARGUMENTS.

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

THE OBNOXIOUSNESS IS INFECTIOUS.

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

I HAVEN'T YET HAD BREAKFAST BUT I'M STILL IN MY JAMMIES. I LOVE THE FACT THAT I'M STILL WRITING THIS IN CAPSLOCK.

CH-CH-CH-CHECK OUT NON!HOUSE!HUGH IN MY ICON, MAN. I MANAGE TO COMBINE THE THEME OF OUR ORIGINAL ARGUMENT AND BRITISH COMEDY. BLATANTLY I ROCK.

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE HAS GAY JUNGLE FEVER FOR DR COX.

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT? :( :( :(

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

HAWT.

I think we are killing Riona's post. :/ :/ :/!

[rionaleonhart]

But but but she's Cameron! And she's adorable and lovely and what how can you not love Cameron? YOU FAIL AT BEING MY CLONE.

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

She. HAS. NO. PERSONALITY. She's very sweet, but she's kind of lame!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

You're making me download the first season of Scrubs, DAMN YOU WOMAN.

PS: House rocks like WOAH and is awesome.

[rionaleonhart]

You're making me download the first season of Scrubs

I am ridiculously proud of myself for this. If you write fanfic for it, I will love you forever. Just saying.

House is indeed awesome! Why did I not discover this earlier?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

But I am already overwhelmed with Stargate plotbunnies! Hey, is there a main/regular character called Jack in Scrubs? Cause that would make crossoverfun interesting.

I only discovered House because a girl on my friendslist mentioned an American hospital show with Hugh Laurie. She said it was good, and I figured that any show with Hugh Laurie couldn't possibly be bad.

[rionaleonhart]

Er, there is a Jack in Scrubs, but he isn't actually born until the second series and as he's about three years old at the moment his crossover potential is probably slightly limited.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

*scratches chin* Not necessarily... It could be like, Three Jacks and a little Jack. See the wacky hi-jinks that ensue when Captain Jack Harkness, Jack Whatshisname (from Lost) and Jack McFarland have to take care of little baby Jack.

[rionaleonhart]

JOURNAL SPAMMAGE IS ABSOLUTELY FINE BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE HILARIOUS. I can't stop laughing!

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

PSSSH SHE IS STILL REELING FROM THE PORN I SPAMMED HER WITH VIA EMAIL. WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT.

[thegreatesthits.livejournal.com]

BASICALLY WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE EITHER BERNARD BLACK OR THIS FELLOW. THEN I ACTUALLY COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

IS THAT A EUPHEMISM? HUH?

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

NAUGHTY.

[spacker-dave.livejournal.com]

:O YOU GUYS ARE FLIRTING!

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

Note to self - I have realised that I am, in fact, the secret lovechild of vicodin_vision and rionaleonhart, because my previously unknown love of RANDOM CAPSLOCK AND ITALICS ABUSE IS BECOMING VERY MUCH APPARENT. HELP.

[reipan.livejournal.com]

I would just like to say that even though I only understand half of what you're talking about, the way the number of comments on this entry went from 5 to 38 in a matter of a few hours made me DIE INSIDE.

...in the good way.

[spacker-dave.livejournal.com]

AW I WAS SO BUSY ASLEEPING I MISSED THE YELLING. :(

Omgwtf they censored Jesus H. Cox, M.D? I would be more outraged but I am in the lulz too much because Doctor Cox is a big ole' chunk of awesome. Paramount is a fag. :(

- House appears, slightly alarmingly, to be a little bit hotter in every episode.
It is ODD. And it will get worse. I can't point out exactly what it is (maybe his very big eyes?) but there is something.

I AM GLAD YOU LIKE HOUSE AND APPRECIATE CAMERON BECAUSE PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE HER AND DON'T WANT TO PET HER HAIR AND GIVE HER SOME CHOCOLATE ARE FAGS. (THAT WAS NECESSARY TO ADD AND IT WILL BE NECESSARY EVERY TIME MY CAMERON-DISLIKE RADAR IS GOING OFF EVEN IF THE ACTUAL POSTS ARE LIKE WHAT EIGHT COMMENTS AWAY FROM ME).

[idan-cohen.livejournal.com]

...every comment in this post scares me a lot.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

...*patpat*...?