IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE TRI-STATE AREA

[rionaleonhart]

PEOPLE OF THE TRI-STATE AREA, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

I AM INSTRUCTING YOU TO oh, wait, I forgot to turn off the Caps Lockinator.

The Caps Lock key, I mean. The Caps Lock key.

In any case, I am your friend Riona the Leonhart or whatever my name is and am definitely not an evil scientist who has determined her password using some sort of ingenious Password Decodinator. As your friend Riona the Leonhart, I am here to tell you that you should all support Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz in the upcoming Danville Mayoral Election.

I realize that some of you may not live in Danville and this Internet thing probably extends across the entire Tri-State Area, but this is not a problem! Simply kidnap and imprison or otherwise incapacitate a Danville citizen and use their identity to vote for Heinz. I can assure you as your well-informed Internet friend that this is entirely legal and not a problem at all. If you are having trouble finding a suitable trap, Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. in the center of town offers a wide selection. (Do not forget to release your captive afterwards! There's no point in being Mayor if there's no one to subjugate, right?)

Please do ensure that you have voted for Heinz Doofenshmirtz and not for the other Doofenshmirtz also running for Mayor, Roger Doofenshmirtz, who is a big pooface.

Thank you! Now, if you'll excuse me, the platypus has escaped his trap and it looks like we'll have to fight.

Yours absolutely sincerely, pinky swear,
Riona the Leonhart

Comments

[dev-chieftain.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, of course. I only meant that naturally, you are my friend and, being so very persuasive and obviously actually Riona and not someone else, you have convinced me to vote for H. Doofenshmirtz, whose leadership I feel will greatly benefit me and Mr. Hans Wilson, whose vote I will be making for him as I do not actually live in the Tri-State area, but he no longer has a working brain car.