Oh god that is GENIUS and it needs more! It is brilliant! I don't know why you say you're crap at RPF because this is really quite wonderful!
Have some snippets of my TG/SG crossover thing:
Some sort of bet between the SGC and Top Gear folk on who will be on some random other planet first: "Well, of course we're going to be on the planet before you lot. We've got the Stig. You've got a big metal ring."
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Teal'c stared impassively at the strange man in his helmet.
The strange man gazed back at him.
Neither of them had said a word for over an hour.
Teal'c thought this would be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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"Tonight we have a very *special* Top Gear for you. We are in fact presenting it from er, what was this planet called again?"
"For crying out loud!"
Okay, so, er, my excerpts are only vaguely amusing if you know that Teal'c is a sort of alien who doesn't really talk much and that Jack's catchphrase for all things that annoy him is 'for crying out loud', but it holds up quite well?
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Have some snippets of my TG/SG crossover thing:
Some sort of bet between the SGC and Top Gear folk on who will be on some random other planet first: "Well, of course we're going to be on the planet before you lot. We've got the Stig. You've got a big metal ring."
---
Teal'c stared impassively at the strange man in his helmet.
The strange man gazed back at him.
Neither of them had said a word for over an hour.
Teal'c thought this would be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
---
"Tonight we have a very *special* Top Gear for you. We are in fact presenting it from er, what was this planet called again?"
"For crying out loud!"
Okay, so, er, my excerpts are only vaguely amusing if you know that Teal'c is a sort of alien who doesn't really talk much and that Jack's catchphrase for all things that annoy him is 'for crying out loud', but it holds up quite well?
More Top Gear/Harry Potter! Poor, POOR shopgirl!