“They can’t have the Stig! He’s ours!” Richard said indignantly. “It’d be like us asking them if we could borrow one of their jet planes for our show.”
“D’you think we can do that?” Jeremy asked.
Ahahaha! You just know Jeremy would think that. And I love that the Stig is the equivalent of a plane, rather than a person. And Clarkson telling the US air forces to sod off! AND HAMMOND IS 'THE SHORT ONE' OH HOW HE WOULD HATE THAT.
Although Jeremy swore insistently that Richard had sabotaged his broom, the true reason for its bursting into flame was obvious to anyone who cared to examine the footage: becoming increasingly cold and uncomfortable, he had decided to create an invisible bubble of warmth around himself with magic. Unfortunately he had become so caught up in methods of magical transport that he had never really bothered to actually learn any magic, and so resorted to making random wand movements, convinced that something would have to happen, at least.
In the ensuing emergency landing, desperate search for water and somewhat shamefaced visit to a broomstick repair shop, he lost the lead by a quite considerable margin.
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“D’you think we can do that?” Jeremy asked.
Ahahaha! You just know Jeremy would think that. And I love that the Stig is the equivalent of a plane, rather than a person. And Clarkson telling the US air forces to sod off! AND HAMMOND IS 'THE SHORT ONE' OH HOW HE WOULD HATE THAT.
Although Jeremy swore insistently that Richard had sabotaged his broom, the true reason for its bursting into flame was obvious to anyone who cared to examine the footage: becoming increasingly cold and uncomfortable, he had decided to create an invisible bubble of warmth around himself with magic. Unfortunately he had become so caught up in methods of magical transport that he had never really bothered to actually learn any magic, and so resorted to making random wand movements, convinced that something would have to happen, at least.
In the ensuing emergency landing, desperate search for water and somewhat shamefaced visit to a broomstick repair shop, he lost the lead by a quite considerable margin.