Here! The kittens come in at about 2.15.

I know I suggested this BUT I think this will depend on what Torchwood will be like, because you can obviously bring the two together because Torchwood thinks Stig is an alien. And then there is shagging, because naturally Captain Jack is sent to investigate.

You really are able to create a crackfic crossover prompt for any occasion, aren't you? I don't know how you manage it.