Five Ways JD Tried To Convince Doctor Cox That They'd Make A Good Couple (my Scrubs is a little rusty, do please forgive me):

5. "God, did you listen to that woman? Prattling on and on and on about nothing. She reminded me of you."
"Well, ah, that's funny, because from what she was saying about her husband, he - well, I thought that he kind of sounded like you, and so, y'know..."
"...Newbie, if this is another 'why it would be a good idea for the two of us to - '"
"You know, they'd been happily married for thirty years, and - "
"She was in the hospital because he attacked her with a rolling pin."
"Well, uh - well, yeah, but - "
"You're right: they are like us. The only difference is that I would have gone for the carving knife, and I would have finished the job."
4. "We couldn't really be worse than you and Jordan."
"Look, Jennifer, I could go out with Robert Kelso and it would run more smoothly than me and Jordan. If that's the best recommendation you can come up with, doesn't that seem like a sign that maybe you should drop this stupid, stupid idea?"
3. "...Newbie, although I feel I may regret asking this... why the puppets?"
"I made them myself. Look, this one's me, and this one's you, and they've got Velcro on them so - look, see, you can make them hold hands!"
"Oh, good Lord, you have got to be joking."
"Look at how happy they are!"
2. "Right, that's it! You want this as much as I do, but you won't admit it because you're afraid of being happy! All I ever wanted was to make you happy, Dr. Cox! I can love you unconditionally! I will give you the emotional support you need! Why are you pushing me away?"
"Okay, I'm going to take out a restraining order now."
1. "Um, I'll worship you?"
"...I'm listening."