The Coffee Represents My Anguish.

[rionaleonhart]

Stolen from squeemu:

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.

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[rionaleonhart]

Five Ways JD Tried To Convince Doctor Cox That They'd Make A Good Couple (my Scrubs is a little rusty, do please forgive me):

5. "God, did you listen to that woman? Prattling on and on and on about nothing. She reminded me of you."
"Well, ah, that's funny, because from what she was saying about her husband, he - well, I thought that he kind of sounded like you, and so, y'know..."
"...Newbie, if this is another 'why it would be a good idea for the two of us to - '"
"You know, they'd been happily married for thirty years, and - "
"She was in the hospital because he attacked her with a rolling pin."
"Well, uh - well, yeah, but - "
"You're right: they are like us. The only difference is that I would have gone for the carving knife, and I would have finished the job."
4. "We couldn't really be worse than you and Jordan."
"Look, Jennifer, I could go out with Robert Kelso and it would run more smoothly than me and Jordan. If that's the best recommendation you can come up with, doesn't that seem like a sign that maybe you should drop this stupid, stupid idea?"
3. "...Newbie, although I feel I may regret asking this... why the puppets?"
"I made them myself. Look, this one's me, and this one's you, and they've got Velcro on them so - look, see, you can make them hold hands!"
"Oh, good Lord, you have got to be joking."
"Look at how happy they are!"
2. "Right, that's it! You want this as much as I do, but you won't admit it because you're afraid of being happy! All I ever wanted was to make you happy, Dr. Cox! I can love you unconditionally! I will give you the emotional support you need! Why are you pushing me away?"
"Okay, I'm going to take out a restraining order now."
1. "Um, I'll worship you?"
"...I'm listening."

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I love you. Lots and lots.

3 made me ridiculously happy. There are puppets! With velcro! And they're holding haaaaaaaands.

*glee*

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

I love this liek woah. God, they'd really make a horrible couple, wouldn't they. (No equality at all.)

You need to write more Scrubs. When you do, it makes me so very, very happy.

[rionaleonhart]

Hello, stranger! (The relationship really is hideously unbalanced. I think that's why I love it, because I am odd.)

Thank you! I'm afraid I'm very fickle and flit unpredictably from fandom to fandom, so I have no idea whether I'll get back into writing for Scrubs in the future. JD's voice is incredibly fun to write in, though, so it might be nice to return to it at some point.

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

(I think half the fun of those two is knowing it would never, ever work out--but even if they only lasted a day, that day would be hilarious. They may be the only commonly-slashed pair in fandom chosen entirely upon how funny it would be)