You May Be Run Over By A Truck.

[rionaleonhart]

I so want to write incredibly dysfunctional House/Wilson fic, in which House cheats on him with Cameron not because he particularly wants her but because he wants to emotionally torture them both. OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE A BARREL OF LAUGHS, DON'T YOU THINK?

One of the many notebooks I keep around for ficsnippets and ideas says 'When Cameron finds out she should go to Wilson and apologise, and then they can bitch about House together while being adorable.' I don't remember writing that at all, but, er, if you say so, notebook.

spiderflower's fic, Tastes Like Green, has made Vincent/Yuffie make sense to me. THIS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. THIS IS FINAL PROOF THAT I WILL LIKE ANY PAIRING AT ALL, GIVEN AN AUTHOR AWESOME ENOUGH. AAAAAH. (Also, she writes the best Yuffie ever.)

Of course, the fact that House/Tritter makes enormous amounts of sense to me and did even before I started reading fanfiction is probably much more worrying. (Although I still find it extremely alarming that there's already a community (house_tritter) and a 'ship name for it. Even if 'Hitter' is pretty much the best 'ship name ever. APART FROM 'GOSH', WHICH IS GWEN/TOSH AND I DON'T THINK ANYONE USES IT BUT THEY SHOULD, BY GOD, THEY SHOULD.)

Hey, it's my journal and I'll stream-of-consciousness over it if I want to.

(P.S. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, dracothelizard, I AM SO NOT WRITING HOUSE/JEREMY CLARKSON.

even though I sort of want to.)