You are so marvellously, marvellously hilarious, and I am incredibly gleeful every time you make an entry and every time you comment on any of mine, and, whenever I come across them, I always read the comment-conversations you have with other people in a slightly creepy, stalkerish fashion because I always know that they will be hilarious and brilliant and generally worth reading.

I read your entries on Thief and Prince of Persia, even though I'd never played them, just because I love it when you say things. Even though you write fanfiction so rarely, you obviously have a fantastic grasp on how to write character and a brilliant sense of humour (on your 'Five Things Seifer Totally Framed Zell For' list, 'Accidentally dumping rat poison into the hot dog supply. When questioned as to why he would expect anybody would believe Dincht would do that to his precious hotdogs, Seifer explained, "If he couldn't have them, nobody could have them."' was pretty much the best thing ever, and all of your Five Things lists were absolutely brilliant).

Also, if the Todd met himself, the making-out would be immediate. I cannot believe I didn't think of that before!