Let Me Get Something Straight Here: Engaged?

[rionaleonhart]

I have watched about twelve episodes of Stargate SG-1, and I have already met four different versions of Jack O'Neill, three of Samantha Carter, three of Teal'c and two of Daniel Jackson. I may have already written a tiny Daniel Jackson/Daniel Jackson ficlet. I REGRET NOTHING.

For a person with a weird penchant for pairing people up with alternate versions of themselves, this is almost too much.

Anyway! As I now have the ability to create one, I do believe that this calls for an extremely odd poll. Don't you?

[Poll #906228]

(Is it too obvious that the main reason I actually posted this instead of abandoning the idea and slinking away in shame was because I really, really wanted to have the utterly irrelevant last question? I'm very interested in seeing what people might come up with with a 255-character limit.)

(EDIT: Oh my God, I can't believe I posted this. What must you all think of me? I HAVE COMPLICATED BUT COMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL AND NON-NARCISSISTIC REASONS FOR NOT COMPLETELY STRIKING OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF KISSING MYSELF. STOP STARING AT ME WITH YOUR JUDGEMENTAL EYES. IT WOULD BE FIC RESEARCH. FIC RESEARCH. The sad thing is that I am actually completely serious. I am the only person I know who would understand 'Hey, I'm completely uninterested in having a sexual or romantic relationship, but I think actually kissing someone might make me better able to write about it.')

Also, is it a bad thing that, when my little brother complains of stomach pain, my immediate thought is 'OH NO HE HAS BEEN GOA'ULDED'? It is, isn't it?

P.S. As an apology for the utter inexcuseability of this poll: if you comment on this post, I will tell you something I like about you.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

You are so marvellously, marvellously hilarious, and I am incredibly gleeful every time you make an entry and every time you comment on any of mine, and, whenever I come across them, I always read the comment-conversations you have with other people in a slightly creepy, stalkerish fashion because I always know that they will be hilarious and brilliant and generally worth reading.

I read your entries on Thief and Prince of Persia, even though I'd never played them, just because I love it when you say things. Even though you write fanfiction so rarely, you obviously have a fantastic grasp on how to write character and a brilliant sense of humour (on your 'Five Things Seifer Totally Framed Zell For' list, 'Accidentally dumping rat poison into the hot dog supply. When questioned as to why he would expect anybody would believe Dincht would do that to his precious hotdogs, Seifer explained, "If he couldn't have them, nobody could have them."' was pretty much the best thing ever, and all of your Five Things lists were absolutely brilliant).

Also, if the Todd met himself, the making-out would be immediate. I cannot believe I didn't think of that before!