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[rionaleonhart]

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I Need You...
Zell: I am angsting. Angst.
Squall: Zzzz.
Zell: Oh no! *falls over*
Squall: I am now awake and being out-of-character.
*clumsy attempt at 'cuteness'*

Fairytales FF Style!
Reviewers: This girl is on drugs.

Mary-Sue's Adventures in Middle-earth!
Riona: Why on Earth are all my titles followed by exclamation marks? ...Anyway, I shall try to redeem my earlier fanfiction failings by parodying Mary-Sues in LotR. Hopefully this will signify a departure from my previous clichéd and out-of-character pieces.
Amy Reus: You really have no right to be parodying Mary-Sues after blatantly writing one.
Riona: Shut up. *swears off pure humourfic for life and 'sneakily' removes her FFX Mary-Sue*

Blinding Flash
Readers: ...This makes no sense.
Riona: IT'S ARTSY, DAMN YOU.
Readers: Fine, whatever you say.

Pain
Zidane: Ow. *random angsting*

Torn
Sora: I love Kairi. No, I love Riku. Argh! Conflict!
Riku: What's up?
Sora: Noo, the truth is bad and I won't tell you!
Riku: Come on, tell me.
Sora: Fine. *kiss*
Riku: *beats the snot out of Sora*

Flames
Helena: ANGST ANGST ANGST.
Riona: Look, I'm really fed up now. Do all my stories have to be angsty? Can't there be a happy ending once in a while?
Helena: NO. *burns to death*
Riona: ...bugger. Okay, my NEXT fic is going to be a cheerful one!

Insecurity
Chandler: Angst.
Riona: FOR HYNE'S SAKE, FRIENDS IS A SITCOM!

Endless Rain
Torn: We've been stuck here for hours.
Jak: Fine.
Torn: Don't think I trust you.
Jak: Fine.
Torn: *pause* ...Who are you, anyway?
Jak: A bad person. I do kill civilians, after all.
Torn: It's for the good of the city. We're the good guys.
Jak: No, you're evil and selfish as well.
Torn: ARGH SHUT UP!
*random snogging ensues*

Through Ottsel Eyes
Daxter: I love Jak.
Torn: TOO BAD I GOT TO HIM FIRST.
Daxter: Nooo!
Riona: ...I am writing way too much romance.

Eternity
Auron: My former lover is now a giant whale.
Tidus: *freaks out*
Riona: This is getting ridiculous.

Flightless
Riona: Finally! A non-romance piece!
Yuna: *angst*
Riona: ...Okay, so I'm still writing angst, but at least it's not romantic angst!

Running
Rinoa: You just wanted to see if you could write het, didn't you?
Riona: Shh.
Rinoa: Well, as it turns out, you can't.
Riona: Quiet!
Squall: *dead*
Rinoa: *angst*
Riona: Oh, not again.

In Memory
Squall: Just out of curiosity, Riona, why do your fics keep killing me off?
Riona: *shrugs*
Zell: Squall is dead. That is bad.
Seifer: Hi.
Zell: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ARGH?!
Seifer: I don't hate Squall.
Zell: YOU'RE A LIAR ARGH.
Seifer: I'm just here to give him back his necklace.
Zell: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS ARGH?!
Seifer: *random hints that Rinoa is Ultimecia* *walks away*
Zell: ...Okay, Squall, what was he talking about?
Squall: ...I can't answer you, I'm dead.

Warmth
Riona: Hey, this isn't angsty!
Gippal and Baralai: *lie around looking cute*
Riona: ...Someday, Hyne willing, I shall write a story that is neither angst nor romance.

Owarii
Satoshi: I'm going to kill myself.
Riona: ...fan-bloody-tastic.

Denial
Satoshi: I DO NOT love Daisuke! I don't, I don't, I don't!
Riona: Suuure you don't.

Lnescuh
Prologue:
Dream!Gippal and Baralai: *sex*
Gippal: *wakes up* ...bugger.
Chapter One:
Daibur: I'm a bigot.
Baralai: What are you doing here, Gippal?
Gippal: I wonder how many feet I can fit in my mouth?
Chapters Two to Four:
Gippal: *clearly criminally insane*
Riona: ...do you think I've exaggerated his character a little?

...I really do think I've improved since my earlier fics, don't you?