It Only Produces Three Hundred Carbon Dioxides.

[rionaleonhart]

I was rather worried that this episode wouldn't be an especially good one, because it's the only one of the series so far that doesn't have the trio all together for something major, but it was utterly glorious regardless.


I WANT MY OWN FLYING MODEL RELIANT ROBIN. It was adorable.

Jeremy took a chainsaw to the Cool Wall. Oh my God. "DO NOT PUT A MOTORBIKE ON MY WALL. RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY OR YOU WILL BE A LOT SHORTER."

"It only produces three hundred carbon dioxides" may be my favourite thing that Jeremy Clarkson has ever said about any car ever.

The Jeremy Clarkson logic dictates that Hammond must want to make love to David Attenborough! Genius! As was "Graham Norton's got a willy." "How do you know?" *BEST EXPRESSION EVER*.

And I loved it when Hammond and Clarkson were talking about how, obviously, when they were accused of being gay in Alabama, they should have said "No, we're married," pointed at James and scarpered while he was attacked. (This entire series is so very, very gay.)

I am so upset that Jeremy Clarkson actually got rid of his Ford GT. So upset. My abusive OTP has been destroyed! Alas!

...Of course, he could always buy it back a third time, and if he does so I will laugh hysterically.

And there was Top Gear Dog! Only for an instant, admittedly, but still. She was looking particularly adorable, and wearing Doggles! I am sure that dracothelizard will be very pleased.

Comments

Re: *happily spams ...again*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

He could've replaced my Physics teacher ANY DAY. But, er, preferably not my Chemistry teacher. My Chemistry teacher was too awesome.

Re: *happily spams ...again*

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

Science teachers can be awesome? This is a foreign concept to me. I did once have a Biology teacher who insisted on drifting round the classroom pretending to be a cilia cell, but that's probably less awesome and more ... frighteningly deranged.

Oh, but then again, there was the Doctor having his Physics teacher moment in that one episode. (Why do I get the feeling this is going to end up in crossover-y AU James May/Ten madness?)

Re: *happily spams ...again*

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

Or, cilium cell, rather. *geeky pedantry omg*

Re: *happily spams ...again*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Well, my Physics teachers wasn't, so I'd love to trade him in, especially for the Doctor! Mmmm.

Oh, go ahead, give Riona ideas *grins and flees*

Re: *happily spams ...again*

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, you git. I CANNOT WRITE IT BECAUSE I AM UNABLE TO WRITE TEN. HA.

Re: *happily spams ...again*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

OH YES WELL I, ER, I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT PHYSICS. *hides formula book*