The Doctor Is Sonic Screwed.

[rionaleonhart]

Do I ever post polls without the intention of reassuring myself that there are people stranger than me out there? (And there always are! You are all insane, and I adore you.)

If the ticky boxes offend your eyes, let me know and I'll stick this behind a cut tag.

My definition of 'crackfic' is rather vague, but if it's clearly shown to be possible in the canon (for example, a male-pregnancy Red Dwarf fic) it doesn't count. With the exception of human/inanimate object in Top Gear, which obviously makes perfect sense but which I am counting anyway because I say so. I'll leave whether to count unfinished fanfics or random never-to-be-continued snippets up to your discretion.

[Poll #975909]

Comments

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I may have written Captain Jack/TARDIS. And I probably did write Captain Jack/Withnail MPreg, but no one can prove anything because I am sneaky like ninja.

[rionaleonhart]

Ahahaha, Jack waking up as a girl and just not caring! You know that's exactly how he'd take it.

Captain Jack/Withnail MPreg

...you are a genius.

A terrifying genius, but a genius nonetheless.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

It's probably happened a couple of times in the past and he just shrugged and went "hey, I look even better in stockings now" and that was *it*.

*snerk* It wasn't MEANT to be MPreg, it just sort of ... became inevitable. It starts here (http://apiphile.livejournal.com/1035232.html#cutid1), if you're feeling brave and don't like your eyeballs at all.