The Doctor Is Sonic Screwed.

[rionaleonhart]

Do I ever post polls without the intention of reassuring myself that there are people stranger than me out there? (And there always are! You are all insane, and I adore you.)

If the ticky boxes offend your eyes, let me know and I'll stick this behind a cut tag.

My definition of 'crackfic' is rather vague, but if it's clearly shown to be possible in the canon (for example, a male-pregnancy Red Dwarf fic) it doesn't count. With the exception of human/inanimate object in Top Gear, which obviously makes perfect sense but which I am counting anyway because I say so. I'll leave whether to count unfinished fanfics or random never-to-be-continued snippets up to your discretion.

[Poll #975909]

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[wolfenkahlon.livejournal.com]

I kept trying to think of things to write for Top Gear, but then I realised that most of them have probably been done by now. So I wrote some FFVIII since I don't write enough. To make it a little clearer: Rinoa is in Squall's body, Quistis is in Rinoa's body (which is why Rinoa assumes she's addressing Squall), Squall is in Selphie's body. I'm not sure where everyone else is, but Seifer may have been sighted dancing 'The Funky Chocobo' on the Garden Festival stage, which probably accounts for Selphie.

I'm not terribly cracky, but I am planning on writing some Human/Inanimate object, some highly fluffy (I don't know about cracky) alternative universe (so I can make really silly jokes), and I may have been tempted to write a short male pregnancy as a joke.

Worryingly I could claim several of these as written/going to write/thinking about writing, for Blood+: Vampires? Check; Human/inanimate object? Possibly briefly, she really liked those shoes; Supernatural powers? See Vampires; Transformation into animals? Not exactly, but what you do get could be milked for some bizarre crack; bodyswap? Sort of, functionally the same anyway; genderswap? And how!

Thing is... those are all canonical to the series. ^_^;; (Note that this is a serious series).

Er, I think I was going to say something else but I had to go away for a bit and now I've forgotten.