Back at Hogwarts, the hourglasses did absolutely nothing.
I DO NOT KNOW WHY THIS IS SO BRILLIANTLY HILARIOUS, BUT IT IS.
And Phineas refuses to tell him where the Horcruxes are, and Neville has to carry him around, and oh, I cannot stop grinning!
'Oh, by the way, dear old Neville's on his way to say hello! Do have some tea ready for him, won't you?'
Ahahaha! I think it's the emphasis on 'tea' that really makes this.
the worst wizard ever (worst as in meanest and most evil, not as in worst like "Longbottom, you are without doubt the worst Potions student I have ever had the displeasure of teaching. Except perhaps for Potter, whose incompetence is only exceeded by his insolence,")
OH MY GOD, NEVILLE IS ADORABLE AND SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GIVE HIM A HUG. And he worries about having to say something heroic because he is useless at public speaking! I love him!
"I'd agree with you wholeheartedly if it weren't for that ridiculous prophecy."
I ALSO LOVE PHINEAS. INSANELY. HE IS WONDERFUL. Silent in obvious agreement!
SKETCHY SQUIGGLY DUMBLEDORE WHAT.
He tried to push the spectacles back up his nose, and was visibly surprised to find that he hadn't hands yet.
YOU ARE INSANE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
"Terrible," Phineas replied, before Neville could. "He's completely rubbish. Didn't you teach your students anything? Or were you too busy feeding them lemon drops and letting them swim about in your dusty old penseive?"
Phineas is so fantastic! Sorry, Neville. And Dumbledore somehow sounding genuine! You are a genius! ('An unimpressed Phineas Nigellus' sent me into an insane state of fangirling. You know, more so than I was in already.)
'Oh, boo hoo, I'm not the Chosen One! Oh, boo hoo, I lived in a closet!'
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I DO NOT KNOW WHY THIS IS SO BRILLIANTLY HILARIOUS, BUT IT IS.
And Phineas refuses to tell him where the Horcruxes are, and Neville has to carry him around, and oh, I cannot stop grinning!
'Oh, by the way, dear old Neville's on his way to say hello! Do have some tea ready for him, won't you?'
Ahahaha! I think it's the emphasis on 'tea' that really makes this.
the worst wizard ever (worst as in meanest and most evil, not as in worst like "Longbottom, you are without doubt the worst Potions student I have ever had the displeasure of teaching. Except perhaps for Potter, whose incompetence is only exceeded by his insolence,")
OH MY GOD, NEVILLE IS ADORABLE AND SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GIVE HIM A HUG. And he worries about having to say something heroic because he is useless at public speaking! I love him!
"I'd agree with you wholeheartedly if it weren't for that ridiculous prophecy."
I ALSO LOVE PHINEAS. INSANELY. HE IS WONDERFUL. Silent in obvious agreement!
SKETCHY SQUIGGLY DUMBLEDORE WHAT.
He tried to push the spectacles back up his nose, and was visibly surprised to find that he hadn't hands yet.
YOU ARE INSANE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
"Terrible," Phineas replied, before Neville could. "He's completely rubbish. Didn't you teach your students anything? Or were you too busy feeding them lemon drops and letting them swim about in your dusty old penseive?"
Phineas is so fantastic! Sorry, Neville. And Dumbledore somehow sounding genuine! You are a genius! ('An unimpressed Phineas Nigellus' sent me into an insane state of fangirling. You know, more so than I was in already.)
'Oh, boo hoo, I'm not the Chosen One! Oh, boo hoo, I lived in a closet!'
IT IS SO TRUE.
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER.