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[rionaleonhart]

The Bible is a very, very odd book. Did you know that you're supposed to sacrifice a lamb and a pigeon after giving birth? Nobody ever tells me these things.

Also, Labyrinth is a very odd film, and my good friend reipan just suggested Jareth/James Sunderland, thereby showing herself to be a very odd person. (You know, that could actually work. James going through the Labyrinth to find Mary? 'I did it all for you'? I am, of course, not actually going to write this. Because that would be insane.)

I am once again going to recycle the 'one-sentence fic' meme, because I am bored and it is pretty much my favourite meme ever. I have a very short attention span, so it suits me perfectly.

Give me a character (or a pairing, or a non-romantic relationship, or a theory, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with, although if I've never heard of it I'll still give it a go. Crossovers are absolutely fine, and in fact I am sort of hopelessly addicted to them), and a theme to go with it, and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. Repeat as many times as you like.

For those of you who aren't familiar with characterhate, it is enormously fun. The idea is that of combining anonymous hatememes (which are bad) with roleplaying (which is good), resulting in (usually) fictional characters expressing rage anonymously (which, defying the usual laws of gooditude-mathematics, is awesome). There's always at least one Top Gear thread. I find that far more amusing than I should.

I have finished my Top Gear/Harry Potter crossover. I should probably be shot for actually being proud of this.

Comments

[calamitysxchild.livejournal.com]

I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN IF YOU WRITE GOOD LABYRINTH FANFICTION OF ANY KIND.

FOR SERIOUS.

THAT MOVIE MAKES MY LIFE.

[rionaleonhart]

ARGH WHAT I

I'VE ONLY SEEN IT ONCE

I DON'T KNOW HOW

...oh, God, fine. If you give me a more specific request, I'll give it a try. Don't expect anything good, though.