That would be brilliant! It would be like the time they ran the convertible people-carrier (is that just British for van?) through a car wash.

"Run away! Run away!"
"It's a hell town."
"What? It can't be! Bloody hell, it's...bloody hell!"
And then Jeremy would turn to the camera and say "This is what's wrong with environmentalism. Try to do the ecological thing, and look what it gets you."