Oh, Come On, Obviously He Had To Show Up On Hallowe'en.

[rionaleonhart]

Episodes From Riona's Mind: Oz and James's Inexplicable Hallowe'en Special, Because I Can.

(Shot from inside the motorhome. James is driving.)
Oz: The wines made from it tend to be a little crisper, but you have to be sure that the vines aren't overexposed to the sun, because -
James: Oh, for Christ's sake, Clarke, shut up.
Oz: You're supposed to be learning, James. It's a very fragile grape - it's difficult to grow in California, but -
(LOUD CRUNCH)
James: ...
Oz: ...

(Outside the motorhome:)
Oz: Well, James, this is our first kill of the series. How do you feel?
James: Oh, cock.
Oz: I have to say, I would have expected better driving skills of a motoring journalist.
James: You distracted me! And could you possibly not insult me when I'm trying to cope with just having run someone over? Clarkson was bad enough when I hit that DCI under the Mancunian Way.
Oz: No, wait, he might be alive! He's stirring!
James: ...that's Piers Morgan. I've just hit Piers Morgan with a motorhome.
Oz: Well, at least your friend will thank you for it.
James: Not if he is still alive. I'm never going to get through the auditions for Britain's Got Talent now, am I?
Oz: Morgan? Are you all right? Are you conscious?
Piers Morgan: ...braaaaaaains...

Comments

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

That would be brilliant! It would be like the time they ran the convertible people-carrier (is that just British for van?) through a car wash.

"Run away! Run away!"
"It's a hell town."
"What? It can't be! Bloody hell, it's...bloody hell!"
And then Jeremy would turn to the camera and say "This is what's wrong with environmentalism. Try to do the ecological thing, and look what it gets you."