I Should Probably Get Some Sleep.

[rionaleonhart]

I would like to sincerely apologise for the previous post. If it's any consolation, I'm suffering from it, too, because now I have to see Pyramid Head looming at me every time I pass through my journal. HOW DOES PYRAMID HEAD MANAGE TO TERRIFY ME EVEN WHEN HE HAS BEEN MADE INTO A POKÉMON CARD? (I very nearly gave him the Pokémon power 'Be Terrifying', stating that the Defending Pokémon is rendered unable to attack by fear whenever Pyramid Head is in play, but it sort of goes without saying, doesn't it? I know that, if my opponent played Pyramid Head during a Pokémon match, I'd be too frightened to give my Pokémon orders. THIS WAS TOTALLY MY REASONING; IT WAS NOT OUT OF LAZINESS AT ALL.)

The thing that possessed me to create the card, by the way, was discovering this in my 'My Pictures' folder. It was almost certainly made by my little brother, Fred, and it amuses me perhaps more than it should. (I discover bizarre things in my 'My Pictures' folder on a fairly regular basis. I have no idea why I ever felt the need to draw an MSPaint jellyfish IN SPACE, but there it is.)

You know what would be awesome? If you all made fake Pokémon cards and posted them in the comments to this entry. They can (and should!) be as badly done as you like. Or, alternatively, post (preferably worksafe) things that have truly perplexed you when you rediscovered them on your hard drive.

(EDIT: Did I mention that last night's Top Gear was bloody brilliant? Well, it was. I love the boys so much.)

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Aw, an Oliver Pokemon card!

If Pokemon were cars, one would have to be Oliver. Because it's an insanely cute car.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK. I am going to whip you up some pokeman cards right now.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

♥

[reipan.livejournal.com]

..."I Should Probably Get Some Sleep."

Posted at 10.41.

That's pathetic, my dear.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[rionaleonhart]

Both psychic and dark! Genius! As is the 'THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE NEVERENDING DRUMS' attack.

[proleptic-fancy.livejournal.com]

(http://photobucket.com)

I think I made this, but I can't remember when or why.

(http://photobucket.com)

I know this was fairly recent, but still confusing. I also found, er, nongraphic robot tentacle porn, and I have NO idea how it got there. It still made me laugh, though.

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

Domaria?

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[rionaleonhart]

THAT IS THE GREATEST RETREAT COST EVER. And I love that its weakness is the TARDIS! Also, the second attack is so bloody true.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

[rhosyndu.livejournal.com]

Not the oldest thing I have, and as this 'puter is less than a year old I can still remember why I have everything I do on it (but if I hooked up the groaning colossus from under the stairs that'd be a different story...) however, this is the most WTF thing I do have on my photobucket.

(http://photobucket.com)

[rionaleonhart]

That's - that's really scary.

The most frightening thing is that I can't tell whether that's Richard's or Francie's hair.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Also, I think the weirdest thing I've ever found just lying around my computer was this:



...and it still freaks me out every time I look at it.

[mad-lemming-89.livejournal.com]

I hope I did those tags right! ^-^'

[mad-lemming-89.livejournal.com]

...and I just realised, I forgot 2 parts of Hammond's card. T^T It's meant to also say 'Humanist. Height: Non-Existant. Weight: Non-Existant.' and '"I Am A Driving GOD!"' at the bottom!

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

Here's two of the most random things I have saved on this thing:

(http://tinypic.com)

(http://tinypic.com)

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[rionaleonhart]

'Seduce' is brilliant. And I love the fact that he's an evolution from Torchwood Jack, because Doctor Who Jack is, of course, far more competent.

[eva-kasumi.livejournal.com]

First off, I must mention that this post is THE SHIT and I will be adding it my memories now so that it may continue to make me laugh for many years to come. Thank you. <3

And now for my contribution, which is nowhere near as awesome as Yours. Since I collect Random Shit, there is a lot of it sitting on my harddrive. There are a lot of macros and a lot of the more famous crap, from the Bucket Walrus to the Tentacle Cosplay, DarthPope, and needing an army of ninjawizards to walk into Mordor. However, some of the more random shit:






Also, in the spirit of my pokemans - let me show you them:

[eva-kasumi.livejournal.com]

ALSO RIONA I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THE INNUENDO SQUID. I FOUND IT IN MY PHOTOBUCKET. IT MISSES YOU.

[ladyofshallnot.livejournal.com]

I FEEL NOT-SILLY BECAUSE I HAVE NO SNAPPY PICTURES AND NO IDEA HOW TO CREATE POKEMON CARDS. D:D:D:D

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

You don't know how much I wanted to add a "BANANA" ability to that card.

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

I don't have the brainpower to make fake Pokémon cards right now, but this is ... probably the most bizarre thing I have on my computer at this moment. I'm not sure. I don't think I found all of my Paint-doodles. (I have never been sure exactly what it was that possessed me to draw this, but I do remember waking up in the morning and being surprised the whole thing hadn't been a really odd dream.)





(The other things I really wonder about are the screencaps I have of Ecco being eaten by giant sea creatures. Really, why do I have those? Where did they come from? And why so many?)

[foster9563.livejournal.com]

The most bizarre thing I have on my hard drive is NSFW, and because I can't be bothered finding somewhere to upload it I'll just describe it. It's an MSPaint drawing of The Undertaker and Kane (the wrestlers) having sex. In full costume. Drawn by my (straight male) best friend. And either it or my crappy stick-figure rendition of the concept has 'LOL INCEST' written next to it.

He used to be really seriously into wrestling, but somehow I think I've corrupted him. XD

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

And, er, I made a slight variation when I realized that the above card was absolutely useless if Rose was in play.

[wolfenkahlon.livejournal.com]

[rionaleonhart]

Bwahaha! And it's so sparkly! Also, 'Tragic Death of Tragicness' is a brilliant attack name, and her HP is just so much genius.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

...unfortunately, I know absolutely nothing about 7th Doctor.

[rionaleonhart]

Ahahaha, it's such a charmingly useless card! Although his second move could be Rather Handy. (Have I mentioned how brilliant having the Doctor's retreat cost as the TARDIS is?) ALSO, A JELLY BABY ENERGY. WHICH WOULD OBVIOUSLY ONLY BE OF ANY USE FOR THAT ATTACK. GENIUS.

EDIT: AND A DALEK IS REQUIRED FOR THE EIGHTH DOCTOR'S REGENERATION. I LOVE YOU.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I may have got a bit bored.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]