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rionaleonhart) wrote2007-12-12 12:09 pm
rionaleonhart) wrote2007-12-12 12:09 pm
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Are You Wearing Anything?
OKAY, YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY, OZ AND JAMES'S BIG WINE ADVENTURE IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE GAYEST THING ON TELEVISION. It outstripped Torchwood quite some time ago.
An actual quote from the first four minutes of yesterday's episode:
Oz: I'm moistening my lips. In case, as you often do at this time of the morning, you put the thing onto cruise control, leap on me, smother me with osculation, then get back to your seat and pretend nothing happened.
James: I see.
Oz: Osculation is an excellent activity.
There's also Oz's voiceover saying 'It's the morning after the night before' and the camera panning over discarded underwear on the kitchen floor, and good Lord, they are having so much sex it's unbelievable.
I have a very serious question for you: where is all the Oz/James fanfiction? It may not be the most aesthetically pleasing of pairings, but it is quite clearly the most true.
An actual quote from the first four minutes of yesterday's episode:
Oz: I'm moistening my lips. In case, as you often do at this time of the morning, you put the thing onto cruise control, leap on me, smother me with osculation, then get back to your seat and pretend nothing happened.
James: I see.
Oz: Osculation is an excellent activity.
There's also Oz's voiceover saying 'It's the morning after the night before' and the camera panning over discarded underwear on the kitchen floor, and good Lord, they are having so much sex it's unbelievable.
I have a very serious question for you: where is all the Oz/James fanfiction? It may not be the most aesthetically pleasing of pairings, but it is quite clearly the most true.
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